So I dont know where to put this, but on an internet news site today there was an article about a company I helped. I personally think its a huge scam, but seems they are getting publicity.

 

Kind of scary.

Who wants to loan me $800??? lol =p if only it were that easy!

I don't even know what to say about this:

 

http://t.news.msn.com/pop-culture/ny-polic...ook-eat-women-1

 

A New York City police officer was charged on Thursday with conspiring to kidnap, torture, cook and eat women whose names he listed in his computer.

 

In a criminal complaint unsealed in Manhattan federal court, Gilberto Valle III, 28, of Forest Hills, Queens, was charged with conspiring to cross state lines to kidnap the women and with illegally accessing a federal database.

 

The charges carry a maximum sentence of life in prison.

 

Investigators uncovered a file on Valle's computer containing the names and pictures of at least 100 women, and the addresses and physical descriptions of some of them, according to the complaint. It said he had undertaken surveillance of some of the women at their places of employment and their homes.

I don't even know what to say about this:

 

http://t.news.msn.com/pop-culture/ny-polic...ook-eat-women-1

 

They are saying up to 100 women were on his grocery list

They are saying up to 100 women were on his grocery list

 

Too soon for a Binders of Women joke?

I just ate a summer sausage sandwich with kraut, onion and mustard. It was awesome...I might have a heart attack.

I just ate a summer sausage sandwich with kraut, onion and mustard. It was awesome...I might have a heart attack.

Or give out a severe dutch oven tonight.

Or give out a severe dutch oven tonight.

 

I'll blame the dog.

damn i never thought moving to NYC would be the same as moving to Florida hurricane-wise. this is crazy!

damn i never thought moving to NYC would be the same as moving to Florida hurricane-wise. this is crazy!

 

I still have most of the batteries and all the flashlights from Irene. Not doing much for me now...or then for that matter.

damn i never thought moving to NYC would be the same as moving to Florida hurricane-wise. this is crazy!

Depends on where in FL you live. The panhandle and southern tip are hurricane prone, but central Florida rarely gets a direct hit.

AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD

 

 

To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in downtown Savannah night before last.

 

 

Date: 2010-09-27, 1:43 a.m. E.S.T.

 

 

I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I

hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives.

You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow

come across this rather important message.

 

 

First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to

actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket..

The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason..

My girlfriend was happy that I just returned safely from my 2nd tour as a

Combat Marine in Afghanistan .. She had just bought me that Kimber Custom

Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder

holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very

intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... Isn't it?!

 

 

I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with

crap in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I

made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented

you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].

 

After I called your mother or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I

explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up

my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on

your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 153 gallons and was

extremely grateful!

 

 

I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with

all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!] I then threw your wallet into the

big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ..... After I broke the windshield

and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.

 

 

Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office

and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target.

The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while

he traced your number etc.).

 

 

In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... But I feel

this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your

threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these

rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the

opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've

chosen to pursue in life.. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.

Have a good day!

 

 

Thoughtfully yours, Semper Fi,

 

 

Alex

AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD

 

 

To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in downtown Savannah night before last.

 

 

 

 

 

Alex

 

It isn't true

 

http://www.snopes.com/crime/justice/mugger.asp

Or give out a severe dutch oven tonight.

Ha, sitting at work just now I lost it when I read this.

 

Well-played.

It isn't true

 

http://www.snopes.com/crime/justice/mugger.asp

Stupid internet. Still funny, as I could imagine part of that going down when a mugger confronts the wrong guy.

Stupid internet. Still funny, as I could imagine part of that going down when a mugger confronts the wrong guy.

 

Still funny for sure.

Sooo I just bought a used truck last night and the BMV is closed...If i get pulled over I won't get in trouble as long as I have the title correct?

Unless it was reported stolen. Do you have the contact information for the seller? At least you could give it tothe police to have them contact to confirm that its not stolen. Otherwise you can drive someone elses car with their permission.

The whole time I was reading it, I couldn't believe it. The soldier would be in tons of trouble.

Marge: Have you noticed any change in Bart?

Homer: New glasses?

Marge: No...he looks like something might be disturbing him.

Homer: Probably misses his old glasses.

Marge: I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities but then I'd be afraid of smothering him.

Homer: Yeah, and then we'd get the chair.

Marge: That's not what I meant.

Homer: It was, Marge, admit it.

Marge: Have you noticed any change in Bart?

Homer: New glasses?

Marge: No...he looks like something might be disturbing him.

Homer: Probably misses his old glasses.

Marge: I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities but then I'd be afraid of smothering him.

Homer: Yeah, and then we'd get the chair.

Marge: That's not what I meant.

Homer: It was, Marge, admit it.

One of my favorite scenes.

Marge: Have you noticed any change in Bart?

Homer: New glasses?

Marge: No...he looks like something might be disturbing him.

Homer: Probably misses his old glasses.

Marge: I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities but then I'd be afraid of smothering him.

Homer: Yeah, and then we'd get the chair.

Marge: That's not what I meant.

Homer: It was, Marge, admit it.

I just started giggling.

http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/wireStory...72#.UJAzI64jzRQ

 

Disney to buy George Lucas' film studio, including Star Wars franchise, for $4B in cash, stock.

http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/wireStory...72#.UJAzI64jzRQ

 

Obi-Wan: I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/wireStory...72#.UJAzI64jzRQ

:headbang

 

As a disney fanatic, I aprove!!! Cant wait to see more attractions in the parks.