Quetzalcoatl is Jose Quintana's alter ego. He's just waiting for a prophecy to fulfill itself before flooding the world with blood from his penis....or something (see Wikipedia article for explanation). In the meantime, he pitches for the White Sox.

 

...At least, in the religious lore of SoxTalk.

 

Hopefully Mike Morse can be tamed this series. He scares me.

 

vs.

 

There it is!

Hopefully Mike Morse can be tamed this series. He scares me.

The roids arent nearly as effective at night in the cold.

Go Sox

First Sox home night game of the season = annual reminder that I hate living in the Eastern time zone.

 

Try following the Sox from the UK (or, as Joxer does, Ireland)!

Same lineup apparently

Same lineup apparently

 

Yup!

 

Q threw the ball well in spring giving up just 5 hits in 13.1 IP 17 Ks & a 2.03 ERA while Beaven gave up 29 hits 5 homers in 19.1 IP struck out 12 with a 6.52 ERA.

 

Hopefully all that carries over!!!

 

GO GET EM Q!!!

Sox win 9-8 in 10.

Sox win 9-8 in 10.

 

Hero?

Hero?

 

Alexei.

Hero?

 

Conor, hitting for Konerko after he comes in for D. Bomb to right.

Just for emphasis on how well the pitching staff did against the Royals . Royals scored 13 today on the Phillies.

Just for emphasis on how well the pitching staff did against the Royals . Royals scored 13 today on the Phillies.

 

The Phillies bullpen sucks and Kyle Kendrick is bad.

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ALE!!!

I can see how that would be hard to understand at the ballpark, but I liked that little video

37 degrees... woof

And that's the first HR White Sox staff has given up this season.

Wow HR gone...................down 1-0

Wind gotta be blowing left to right.

Good start, team!

I didn't think there was any way that was gone off the bat

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Franklin Gutierrez.

 

too late? too soon?