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The deal was first reported by ESPN's Jeff Passan, who said Miami will acquire three prospects and a relief pitcher in the trade. Arraez is batting .299 for the Marlins after leading the Majors with a .354 average last season.

They love to cite all the high draft picks on the roster...

Shuster had a 6+ ERA for Wake Forest when he was drafted in the first round....that's pretty unusual.

White Sox closing in on .190 with RISP. 0/5 tonight.

Should have been another error on DeJong. Home scoring.

With LaRussa in attendance...maybe 15%?

Maldonado 5/51

Brilliant idea to give Lopez the most at-bats.

The cardinal rule for broadcasters and umpires is never make yourself a part of the story. Scully or Harwell would never make such a call just to get back at critics or "send a message." Hawk Harrelson's one of the few classic broadcasters I could imagine...like when he joined the fight with Jay Mariotti back in the heart of the Ozzie regime.

Robbie Grossman was that Sox attempt at a patient hitter...but his defense almost automatically makes him a negative fWAR player before his first at-bat.

Meanwhile...teams like MIL have these dudes like Brice Perkins or Tyler Black just magically show up and produce to keep their teams competitive. Or the Cubs with Canario, Tauchman, Busch and Crow-Armstrong. White Sox (still) have pretty much zero (young) quality depth capable of producing on offense. Unless you're a huge believer in Brooks Baldwin...

Bonus points for working in such an assertive adjective as "pedantic"?

See Jerry Seinfeld, for example...well, critics are already having their revenge on his "Unfrosted" movie debuting this weekend. "Jerry Seinfeld has joined the anti-woke comedy cries as It’s Always Sunny creator Rob McElhenney immediately proved him wrong. In recent years, a growing number of anti-woke comedians have denounced the shift away from ‘punching down’ comedy tactics in favour of more inclusive punchlines. Now, Seinfeld, 70, is making his agreement loud and clear..." Usually, being one of the richest comedians in the world doesn't exactly improve your style and/or routine. When you lose touch with your audience, it's easier to cast aspersions on them...but it's arguably more indicative of you yourself changing (or unwillingness to change as well) with the times.

This is what happens when 36 year old Tommy Pham is the most story-worthy player on your entire team.

No, there really isn't...but we will probably push them back into the NL Central race next.