The Critic

QUOTE(santo=dorf @ Jan 30, 2008 -> 10:14 PM) The REAL RED RISING 80 points already They're not rising, they've been risen for years. Always good, even when the salary cap was supposed to cripple them.

I don't really disagree with this column, but that picture of Dayn is hilarious. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson + a giant helping of estrogen = Dayn

QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Jan 29, 2008 -> 05:15 PM) Well, I've been practicing on it for the past 2 hours and it just ain't working. "Fittin'a...............no.................. finnahhh...............no................... finnay................dammit.............. finner.................maybe in Boston.............."

QUOTE(Steve9347 @ Jan 29, 2008 -> 01:04 PM) Hawks waived Koci yesterday. Thank Christ. I just pray someone like Florida or the Islanders take him so he doesn't go down to Rockford and somehow get called back up.

QUOTE(knightni @ Jan 29, 2008 -> 03:06 AM) David Beckham. While I'm not a fan of his orange, anorexic, fake chesty wife, being Beckham this year would have been pretty easy. Watch some soccer games, occasionally play around 10 or 15 minutes of one, collect checks. Not too shabby.

QUOTE(Mr. Showtime @ Jan 29, 2008 -> 06:10 AM) I can't even imagine someone wanting to be your imaginary friend. Just sayin', MY GUYS~! Believe it or not, I've had two people spring from the imaginary world of the Ultraweb to become real-life friends. Of course, the reason they're still friends of mine is because we hardly ever see each other in person, so they don't have a chance to become sick of me (no green).

QUOTE(Mr. Showtime @ Jan 28, 2008 -> 09:33 PM) I did a search for this via google, but it was an epic fail. Anywho, I assume this has been done before, but if not, anyone up for posting a link to their myspace/facebook page? If Critic happens to read this, please save the "the lack of friends" jokes for another time! Okay, it's "another time"......and you have no friends..... I know lots of people like those sites, I just can't get into that stuff. Having imaginary friends and spouting my stupid opinions on message boards is the furthest I choose to go.

Philly with a "Brush Your Teeth" chant for Snitsky. Simple and on-the-nose, but I like it!

QUOTE(Buehrle>Wood @ Jan 28, 2008 -> 08:31 PM) William Regal goes to botch hell. AAABLAHBLAHBLAHHAAAHHAAAAA!!!! OY'M SO EXCOYTED!!!!

QUOTE(MHizzle85 @ Jan 28, 2008 -> 02:07 PM) My girlfriend, well now my ex-girlfriend is the reason I missed last night's PPV. She decided that last night would be the night that we'd talk about our relationship. So you had your own Rumble, and you were eliminated?

QUOTE(Brian @ Jan 28, 2008 -> 08:45 AM) I have really soured on Kennedy. I was jacked for the MITB thing and waiting a year to use it. Than he got hurt and suspended and now he is boring to me. I agree. The suspension and injury really stalled his progress, and he hasn't shown anything since his return. I used to look forward to his appearances, now he's just another guy on the roster to me.

QUOTE(Dick Allen @ Jan 27, 2008 -> 10:24 AM) There was a quote yesterday where KW was conceding Ramirez may need a year at AAA. But...........but............but he's the Home Run King Of Cuba!!!

THE HORNSWOGGLE ERA BEGINSSSsss...............TONIIIIIIGHT!!!! WHATCHA GONNA DOOOOO......WHEN THE LEPRECHAUN GOES WILD ON YOOOOOUUUU???? (That'll show the smarks!!! DO IT, VINCE!!!)

QUOTE(EvilJester99 @ Jan 27, 2008 -> 09:32 AM) God a league with 3 on 3 with no checking would be figure skating with sticks...lol. Yeah his second was a thing of beauty. Glad I was wrong about not drafting him due to his size...oops. I thought the shootout shots at the end were ok but it seems they are trying to turn it into the dunk contest. Yeah, that last part with the judges needs to go away. It's impossible to have any hockey skill be like a slam-dunk contest. It just doesn't work. The thing I was complaining about to my wife is that no one did anything fancy until they got in too close to the goalie. They had room from center ice all the way in to do some dipsy-doodle moves and then regroup to try to put it past the goalie. Maybe it'll develop and progress in the coming years if they keep it, which I hope they don't. Also, PLEASE return the fastest skater contest to the way it was before - it was MUCH more interesting to see if guys could sustain high speeds around the entire ice surface, not just a sprint from line to line.

QUOTE(EvilJester99 @ Jan 27, 2008 -> 08:19 AM) Anyone watch the Young Stars game yesterday?? Man Kane looked awesome. 3 on 3 action so it was flying and Kaner scored on 2 break aways and probably could have scored on 2 other ones...man he is magic. I would have like to have seen Toews play in it too. If only the NHL was a 3-on-3, no-check league.... Seriously, though, that second breakaway goal he scored was beautiful. The first one was very nice, too, but that second one was fantastic.

His lawyer is an absolute reptile. The sound of his voice makes me want to vomit.

QUOTE(Brian @ Jan 26, 2008 -> 12:24 PM) Chicago radio, sports-talk, whatever, is big dollar business. He makes over a million a year because he brings in over a million a year. As Kurt Angle would say, "It's True! It's True!" He can't say that anymore, it belongs to Vince. North's show does appear to bring in significant ad revenue, for reasons I can't understand. He doesn't seem to get very good ratings, but he probably draws decent ratings in the target audience for advertisers. I think he's just awful. I've never found him funny, smart or interesting at all.

QUOTE(3E8 @ Jan 26, 2008 -> 11:05 AM) I was going to chime in and agree with you on that one, but I was thinking of HORSE the band. That was by far the craziest show I ever saw I'll add to this "horse" theme by mentioning A Band Called Horse, one of the many side projects of Scott Lucas (Local H). Very good group.

QUOTE(farmteam @ Jan 21, 2008 -> 10:55 PM) I think I decided my favorite Beatles song is I'm a Loser. Mine is And Your Bird Can Sing.

QUOTE(shipps @ Jan 26, 2008 -> 10:15 AM) Thanx dude.That man is a genius and literally a millionaire.Literally. "....I don't know about that...." "Yeah, but STILL..." I tell my wife that I listen to him because sometimes I need a break from my own complaining, and Adam's the only person who can complain better than I can.

QUOTE(shipps @ Jan 26, 2008 -> 10:06 AM) What station and time is his show on?I thought it was cancelled. I get his podcasts at this location: http://www.971freefm.com/pages/podcast/43.rss He was going to quit the show if they didn't re-assign Danny Bonaduce, which they did. He's on KLSX in LA from 5 til 10 AM PST.

QUOTE(chisox2334 @ Jan 25, 2008 -> 11:49 PM) i didnt feel like posting on mlb.com stuff from sox fest... but apprently uribe is pisst he lost his job Unless he's pissed at himself for his performance costing him his position, his anger is misplaced.

QUOTE(kyyle23 @ Jan 26, 2008 -> 09:19 AM) Interview of Shirley Phelps-Roper, daughter of Fred Phelps, regarding Heath Ledger Adam Carolla has this worthless slug on his show sometimes to make fun of her. I don't like when he has her on, because even though Adam knows she's an asshole, her hateful messages might reach someone accidentally.

http://www.wlsam.com/Article.asp?id=559126&spid= .....Drew?.....

QUOTE(Brian @ Jan 25, 2008 -> 07:03 PM) I wonder how many days Linda Hogan has actually worked since being married to Hulk. I don't know, Brian - dealing with that colossal blowhard egomaniac would have to qualify as work on some level.