Stinky Stanky

LH hitters whose strong hand is their right like the ball low, as we should know. We should not assume the same is true of natural left handers.

Only thing more boring than this game? The next six days of talking about it. I love football season.

Gosh, you think there's any connection between no running game and the QB's performance? And doesn't overthrowing and the ball not coming out fast enough sound like the last guy? (This guy is a better scrambler, though.)

Handedness.

Think you’re pretty smart? So do I.

Elston Howard and Yogi Berra moved once in a while. Wouldn’t hurt to have a second glove.

Best QB since Luckman was Bobby Layne but not for them.

Man’s got hops.

You’re referring to the same genius who hands out $15M contracts to bozos. He has a talent for getting it wrong.

Beats trying to buy a pen at $15M a crack for aging bozos. Is it too much to ask for a few bucks to be spent elsewhere?

It’s easier to sort out the bozos that suck the least when they don’t have $15M contracts to eat.

Thx to nrockway for reminding us that big bucks buy bozos in building a bullpen and you’re better off building your own.

Didn’t Widger once take The Big Unit deep twice in a game? If he didn’t I plead senile dementia.

Fat pitchers. A proud White Sox tradition.

His WHIP is mediocre for a Cy Young candidate. A little luck involved?

Surprised here that when Katz went out to visit Martin it actually worked. That’s usually a prelude to an implosion. 😎

I’d make that all major decisions. I don’t think JR cares about which bullpen bozo just got sent down. Even healthy cynicism has limits.

Never was a question. Free will.

If this site was running MLB he’d be banned for life. But it isn’t. He’s a free man and entitled to earn a living. We don’t have to like it.

Great stuff but if he can't control it mox nix. Gonzales OTOH has impressive stuff and a clue as to where it's going.

Booser: They’re hiring at Home Depot. Scared the bleep out of me.

Not that he was serious at the time but I’d settle for second place right about now. Famous Reinsdorfian sense of humor. 😟

It’s not as if he was hurt stepping over the foul line. A huge man ran into him.

Players will have bags over THEIR heads.

Was gonna put in Mariano but he’s not on the team.