Stinky Stanky

Ask the pitchers who did it if it means anything to them. Thirty or so years ago when Pizza Hut was giving a free pizza to anyone with a ticket stub from a shut out we'd have been eating like kings.

Growing pains. Coach him up. The arm is there.

Soft contact works too.

No one with a word about Gavin Sheets? Nice to see him find a spot. Better numbers than anyone Sox have had at 1B. Good kid.

Could his staff be handing him a printout with this info before every game which he uses as he sees fit? Just saying. I love statistics.

The talent is there. Got to coach him up. Giving up on him would be silly.

The sac fly difference is that when it scores a runner you get credit for a sac fly in the box score and it doesn’t count as an at bat! Just like a sac bunt.

The article says that Jon Sciambi is one of the best in the game. It couldn’t be more wrong. The rest of the article is worth about as much. He’s improved from being with Stone and I’m fine with him.

LH hitters whose strong hand is their right like the ball low, as we should know. We should not assume the same is true of natural left handers.

Only thing more boring than this game? The next six days of talking about it. I love football season.

Gosh, you think there's any connection between no running game and the QB's performance? And doesn't overthrowing and the ball not coming out fast enough sound like the last guy? (This guy is a better scrambler, though.)

Handedness.

Think you’re pretty smart? So do I.

Elston Howard and Yogi Berra moved once in a while. Wouldn’t hurt to have a second glove.

Best QB since Luckman was Bobby Layne but not for them.

Man’s got hops.

You’re referring to the same genius who hands out $15M contracts to bozos. He has a talent for getting it wrong.

Beats trying to buy a pen at $15M a crack for aging bozos. Is it too much to ask for a few bucks to be spent elsewhere?

It’s easier to sort out the bozos that suck the least when they don’t have $15M contracts to eat.

Thx to nrockway for reminding us that big bucks buy bozos in building a bullpen and you’re better off building your own.

Didn’t Widger once take The Big Unit deep twice in a game? If he didn’t I plead senile dementia.

Fat pitchers. A proud White Sox tradition.

His WHIP is mediocre for a Cy Young candidate. A little luck involved?

Surprised here that when Katz went out to visit Martin it actually worked. That’s usually a prelude to an implosion. 😎

I’d make that all major decisions. I don’t think JR cares about which bullpen bozo just got sent down. Even healthy cynicism has limits.