South Side Hit Men

This ^, though have four divisions and playoff teams. 2023 Playoffs: AL East Baltimore vs. AL West Texas & NL East Atlanta vs. NL West Los Angeles AL East: Baltimore, Tampa Bay, Tononto, Boston, New York, Cleveland, Detroit, Nashville. AL West: Texas, Houston, Seattle, Los Angeles, Minnesota, Chicago, Kansas City, Oakland. NL East: Atlanta, Philadelphia, Miami, Cincinnati, New York, Pittsburgh, Washington, Montreal. NL West: Los Angeles, Milwaukee, San Francisco, Arizona, Chicago, San Diego, Saint Louis, Colorado.

Lynn 100% breast cancer, and the trade to the Dodgers was a double mastectomy for the clubhouse.

Tim Anderson is the greatest player over the past decade not named Jose Abreu. End of post. Period.

Hahn didn’t have a fucking third starter on his piece of s%*# team. Didn’t even have a second starter with piece of s%*# finger pointing Keuchel crapping his pants, the worthless Saltine unable to get through the fourth inning. No manager is getting through the third game because Jerry Reinsdorf is a pathetic piece of s%*#, and his crony GM is a pathetic piece of s%*#.

There is help in the event you and or your children are victims of Domestic Violence of Clevinger or others in the City of Chicago. https://www.chicago.gov/city/en/depts/fss/provdrs/dom_violence/supp_info.html Please trade or DFA Clevinger Rick Hahn, I’m ok with your extension and continued Sox futility in the event you prioritize Women and Children over on field success.

Dude, youre a teacher or former teacher in Texas. Jerry is vile scum, Hahn is an incompetent crony hire. Good luck with whatever Texas team you cling to, and I sincerely hope you have electricity and heat this Winter.

Plus a guy who takes the innings Kopech isn’t able to pitch as he’s never cone close to 30 starts, plus injuries to the other four. Teams need 6-7 credible pitchers to get through most seasons. The Sox only had 2 in 2020, so 2021-2023 were the three years they could claim having six starters after counting for in season pick ups like Touki and Cueto the past few years. Hopefully they can find more waiver wire magic this year.

When a finger pointing whiner who performs poorly at work and on behalf of the team is gone, the rest of the workers / work team are relieved. Lynn has a negative 1.2 bWAR, a 6.47 ERA and has been a negative WAR player overall starting with his crapping the bed in Houston to start the 2021 playoffs. Also, the owner and FO have been children this entire time. People, be it potential management hires or free agents from the outside look at this shitshow and say hard pass. This is why the only FAs they get are players with literally zero other MLB options, and why solid managerial candidates like Joe Espada say thanks but no thanks, and will stick out their bench coaching gig rather than go through what a poor Pedro Grigio is going through with Jerry, Hahn and what they “built” over the past decade.

Jerry will likely finish under .500, even if he is alive and owner in the 2030s or 2040s. Things will only get worse as the longer he stays, the less likely anyone competent will come in the FO, and the further the Sox will likely fall back from modern baseball analytics and performance development.

He continuously showed up players, including his final appearance with Benintendi, perhaps others. He showed zero accountability between his performances and his playing shape. Admitted to only being motivated because he was pissed someone bunted and his fat ass had to fetch the ball in Anaheim. Can’t speak for the entire team, but would wager many were happy after he and Keuchel left. These are the only two with widely reported issues and blowups pouting yelling and bitching at others, when it was primarily they who sucked ass, with Keuchel the worst of the two, with multiple accounts of him throwing teammates and manager under the bus. Clevinger is the only other player I dislike. Have to go back to David Wells to find the only other Sox player I did not like since 1975.

His goal is to field 3rd place (used to be 2nd before the expanded playoff garbage) teams, waiving carrots and hoping to find rubes to believe his teams lies that they are trying to field competitive teams. Charlie Comiskey built multiple World Series teams. Bill Veeck managed multiple World Series teams with two moribund teams, here within six months of his arrival. Both had the desire to build winners and draw fans. Jerry hates White Sox fans, hates most players on his teams, hates his fellow owners, chooses crony hires and criminals over competent decent human beings. When he goes, it will take a few years for his stench to blow away, just like the Chicago Stockyards after they closed.

Shipping Lynn out was a breath of fresh air yesterday for the entire team, and they responded with a 3-0 shutout. The team can come together and play for each other now that finger pointing selfish trash is out of the dugout. Speaking of which not sure any team on the planet wants anything to do with Clevinger, but hopefully he will pitch well tonight and some desperate team will want him, so we can be proud of supporting all the players on the team.

What Sox have done: Buy High (Grandal, Keuchel, Lynn, etc.) and Sell Low. What Sox should do: Sell High and Buy Low. Can't see Burger's value being higher than this moment just before the deadline, or him being a viable player the next time the Sox have a shot at a competitive team (2026-2027, with 2025 possibly being like 2019).

I’m finally at the point that I want the Sox to lose out after last night, and help Cleveland pass Minnesota. Of course the opposite happens.

As was the case the past decade, if the deals work out they were Hahn's, and if they don't they were Kenny's.

So if the Playoffs started today, is this the Sox' Championship Roster? Lineup: LF Benintendi^ SS Anderson CF Robert RF Jimenez DH Burger 3B Moncada # 1B Vaughn C Grandal # 2B Remillard Bench: C Zavala; 2B/SS Andrus 1B Sheets OF Colas Rotation: Cease; Kopech; Clevinger; Touki Bullpen: CL Santos 8th Bummer 7th Middleton 6th Lambert Long Banks & Scholtens Other Cronin, Peralta, Shaw I'm assuming Liam and Crochet are shut down until 2024 or with surgery 2025.

They will lie as they have in the past and say they are trying to compete in 2024, but as in all but one year since 1959, they will be short the players to do it. Jerry's Passing + Probate + MLB New Owner Approval + Transition Period + 2-3 + Years = Next Competitive White Sox Team.

Sox active roster at 24 to start the game. Hoping there are in game hugs tonight. Anderson, Andrus, Benintendi, Bummer, Burger, Eloy, Grandal, Kopech, Middleton, Moncada, Shaw, Sheets. Let's do this!

Updated through Graveman. Don’t stop now Hahn! Will wait until the deadline before posting the 2024 off-season outlook.

Happy 100th thread! May Jerry and Rick live until 100! OK, perhaps maybe.

The 2023 rebuild is looking OK so far.

Paddy all the way!

Should have waited until Halfway to Saint Patrick’s Day for this one. Declan Patrick MacManus & The Attractions