WhiteSox2023

I had to google it. I didn’t know that’s what it’s called. Just knew “golden sombrero”, so that makes sense.

Was just going to ask, with his OPS now over .700, what is his updated WAR at? Or does his defense still bring him down to a negative WAR? My guess is it is still negative overall if you say it was -0.6 coming into this game.

Knowing the Sox training staff, it’s probably a torn meniscus or some other undiagnosed injury.

Tray won’t be happy.

And having Acuna and Nishida on the same roster is super redundant regardless of handedness.

Golden sombrero for him. Good for a .673 OPS and that’s without seeing what his defense pulls his WAR down to.

I heard the Nazi’s got rid of that beer because it was too gay. 🤣

This is yucky. Nice fastball and nasty slider.

There are characters in that show other than Sydney Sweeney? Never noticed…

I couldn’t find one with the content I actually want.

Is Richards: a.) a natural blonde? b.) bleached blonde? c.) prematurely gray?

No shot. Banda looked like prime Matt Thornton there.

That was nastay.

I think I saw Hacksaw Jim Duggan at the game…

Finally.

The Nintendo Wii skin flute.

Can I still be a wiener if I am not worried about the upcoming schedule?

I initially thought the little Nintendo Wii sound effect was cute, but now it’s just fucking annoying.

Schriffen says it’s a beautiful night as the camera man shows four smokeshows in the crowd. Broadcast is improving…

Would be nice. Nishida is not a major leaguer, even with his two overblown throw outs at home for “deep RF”. 🤣

Watch it surprise and score a ton of runs because… baseball.

I’m actually both a fascist and a closet Cubs fan. We go hand-in-hand.

Don’t forget @KYjellyWetButt23.

Would it be much of a difference if Roch played 3B with Montgomery staying at SS, assuming Colson’s back holds up? For all we know, Vargas could be playing 1B by then if Murakami doesn’t re-sign.

“Nah, I'mma Do My Own Thing” You’re posting fake Internet tough guy stuff on a public message board. Keep that in mind.