WhiteSox2023

Imagine winning the division with 85 wins or less.

This would have been a nice time to burn out Castillo’s arm, but he might have made it close again. 🤣

He could be. I’m wondering if Castillo was actually diagnosed with “Loser’s Limp”, just so they can get him the hell off the roster before he blows anymore games and Getz won’t have to explain why his biggest trade deadline acquisition didn’t make the playoff roster. 🤣

I’m sure the Schriffdawg is next in line for a multi-year contract extension from Jerry and the Sox…

All @ron883 would need to do is employ Ricky Ricardo’s patented waist grab to over his knee while squeezing his mouth shut for extra power as he slaps Colson’s ass repeatedly like his dad failed to do every time he struck out in Little League. Then, @ron883 would finish him off by taunting him verbally just like Ricky does. The strategy is all in the Gif below.

Just gonna throw a few random names out there without actually knowing, although I don’t think they quite hit 30 HR. Josh Fields Dayan Viciedo Matt Davidson Daniel Palka

Nothing funnier than Stone Pony saying that Colson was swinging for the fences tonight with the Sox down by one run, as if that isn’t his strategy at the plate every single at bat. 🤣

5 hits, no walks, and 8 strikeouts though 6 innings. Pretty good. So Adams has had 1 bad start out of his 6 starts this season. Doyle has been better as of late but Adams would have likely helped the Sox more for this season and potentially going forward for 6 years. Doyle could be a Sox for 3 more seasons but Getz could have likely acquired him for a song in the offseason after a terrible year and with the Rockies having already replaced him with a better starting CF in Cole Carrigg. The Castillo and Doyle trades likely made the team worse for this season and likely for the future as well, especially if Boston Smith turns into something. Plus, they already have a waste of $13 million on next year’s payroll due to the Castillo trade before the offseason even starts.

Colson’s parents obviously didn’t do it enough so @ron883 is just going to have to step in and show him who is daddy.

He literally got a live text response to his question to Garcia. Garcia texted Ozzie that he thought the Sox would walk him. 🤣 Ozzie has gotten so awesome lately. 🤣

Ozzie still hating on how Venable keeps saying “we” when asked about decision-making. 🤣 So when Venable says “we made the decision…” that means like three people in the coaching staff made the wrong decision. 🤣

Venable just confirmed in the postgame that he and the coaching staff still love the opener but he didn’t confirm the pitching plan for tomorrow when asked.

Will Venereal.

Remember when Ryan Fuller fixed him? Fun times…

First, they need to bring back Hawk out of retirement for tomorrow’s game, just so he can shout out his famous line of “HISTORRRYYY!!!” when Kolson breaks the record.

Braden slipped. DOH.

Like every other at bat he takes.

That had to his ugliest at bat of the season.

Seamen.

Jesus, Jensen is going to be an absolute stud. Did the Royals really need yet another star catcher to take the reins from Sal Perez?

As I fall asleep a few seconds later.

I saw the same thing. Can’t believe he made the turn.

That was not good.

Likely Yordan. He finished with a 0.6 fWAR last year and is currently at a 6.5 fWAR.

Actually, that was #220. 3 more to tie Mark Reynolds’ single season strikeout record from 2009. 4 more for sole possession of the record.