WhiteSox2023

Can’t play defense and can’t hit.

Passed away at age 69 on 1/16/2022.

Wow, Grifol teaching these guys that good defense.

He just hit 94, but it looks like he has a case of the walksies right now.

Eloy finally did something.

I didn’t? I said that the acquisitions of DeJong, Fedde, Maldonado, Lopez, Soroka, Flexen, and most of the bullpen acquisitions were all garbage. Nice of you to try to change history but it’s too late. Everyone knew these acquisitions sucked at the time but you. You tried to hype these bums up. Do you really want me to go back and prove it out with your recorded posts via the search engine? You said these things and everyone here knows it. Why do you think you have become a meme on this message board? Regarding your “statistical anomaly” bullshit story, keep trying to promote the idea that it was a huge shock to any Sox fan with a clue. Regardless of health (see Tweet below), Eloy and Moncada haven’t even been that fucking good when healthy. So what are you even arguing? M Regarding your two pro hitters, who are you referring to? Andrew Vaughn has been worse than a replacement player for his entire career and Benintendi has had a completely mediocre career as a hitter.

Dude, it’s a quote from Dominic Leone, who should be in AAA or retired. I hope you see the irony here…

Yeah, one game is a small sample size. 20 games is a big difference. That’s over 12% of the season. This team is awful. Most of the players you thought might pan out haven’t, just like I told you they wouldn’t. This team is setting records, and not good ones. My question is — how will you possibly contort your body into a human pretzel to excuse Getz of this historically bad season? My guess is that you will continue to blame Kenny and Hahn to keep the facade going that Getz is a good GM and will improve upon his predecessors. ***Yawn***

Maybe in Grifol’s wet dreams.

Much better choice these days. It has improved since HHH replaced Vinnie Mac.

On pace for a 24-138 record.

Michael Suckroka / Shitroka

Need a new owner and front office here.

Damn, I really thought Benintendi would hit a dong there… Oh wait, he hit his usual grounder to the right side.

LOL. Schriffen hyping up Benintendi for this at bat.

Unfortunately, the Sox are just blowing their entire load of runs for the next week on this one game. Not worth it when you are down 9-0 starting the inning.

Benintendi probably is still a B- or C+ level free agent. $75 million is a lot to the Sox but not to other teams.

I’m not cheering for him to fail but it’s embarrassing that they hired a guy to do play by play that doesn’t even seem to know or understand the damn game.

But you just said it yourself — Jerry got too close personally to his front office, and then he promoted yet another kiss ass in Chris Getz from that old regime who just had about as bad of an offseason that any team can have. It’s just more of the same.

NOOOO. I wanted Jerry to be further embarrassed.

No hitter embarrassment still on track.

LOL, Benintendi couldn’t break up the no hitter with the hardest ball he’s hit all season.

I believe it is real melted chocolate.

Let me cheer everyone up…

Profits are still looking good. Have you tried the Campfire Milkshake?