Goober

Getting no-hit by a 33 year old nobody eh

Perfect game incoming

Never doubted them

Those 89 mph fastballs sure are tough

0 pitch pitcher

Shitting the bed and wasting opportunities, mediocre team motto

Drop this greedy piece of trash pitcher and anyone else for that 5th spot

Should have nailed arraez in the head instead

Two posts in a row no biggie

Need a menechino reaction

Damn I wanted them to get thoroughly embarrassed

Hahaha they are losing to the royals

Aaaand that’s an embarrassing sweep loooosahhhh

Let’s go D-Backs, let’s go

Really earning that White Sux name eh

What a shitty franchise

Fucking pitiful

Whyyyy is joe Kelly in the stadium

Overmatched

This is going to be ugly

Under .500, we’ll see you soon

Failures

That’s better

Fix your launch angle

Has the manager yelled at the umps even once in the past 2 years?