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This is really Dusty Baker-esc by Guillen.

Looks like were going to destroy Pena's arm.

QUOTE (fathom @ Aug 22, 2010 -> 12:06 AM) 100%...she's legendary for it Reminds me of my sister watching Bulls and Blackhawks games. Seems the team always comes back when she even enters the room.

He's been misused a ton all season with the multiple innings as MU, but he's stepped up at times including tonight.

Im hoping Rios can finish with at least 20 homers. It'll be nice to call someone on our team a 20/20 guy.

QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Aug 21, 2010 -> 10:51 PM) A battle of depleted bullpens and we're playing for 1 run. What a f***ing moron. With a contact hitter to boot.

Oh Juan, thank you for letting me remember why I hate your game. QUOTE (fathom @ Aug 21, 2010 -> 11:50 PM) OZZIEBALL! I swear Ozzie is the human rally killer. Oh come on, you mean leading the league in CS is a rally killer?!

Castro has been really good all year for us.

Only shave it around once every blue moon to get it nice. I'm too much of a p**** to get it threaded. Hurts like s***. Probably the only thing I do that's considered feminine, though usually every guy has one thing they do that is considered that.

QUOTE (WinorDie88 @ Aug 21, 2010 -> 10:36 PM) I didn't hear Kotsay getting heckled about his wife. That's awesome. He so deserved that. It was outstanding. They are giving it better to Jones and Teahen though. A "castaway" and a "has-been." A.J. got some love the last game.

I gotta say I'm enjoying these KC fans the little that are there. "Hey Jones, nice average. This guy is hitting .210!" "Hey Kotsay, tell your wife I said hi!" "Your wife hits balls better than you!"

Outstanding.

QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Aug 21, 2010 -> 10:06 PM) Their first stringers looked good. They'll win 8 games this year. I'll say this. Oakland finally has a legit quarterback under center.

Another solid outing for Leesman. Infante last 10 outings: 12 IP 6 H 1 R 0 ER 6 BB 16 SO .154 AVG 0.00 ERA.

QUOTE (elrockinMT @ Aug 21, 2010 -> 09:29 PM) I questioned the move when it was made, but Juan is a gamer Doesn't hurt when your OBP is inflated with the number of HBP he's received this year. Usually on certain players, you can classify that as their game (Quentin for example) based on history. Juan's highest in his career was 10 back in 2001 with the Rockies. He has 17 this season. That is the definition of fluke.

Saladino is quickly becoming one of my favorite prospects in our system.

Hey badger, you boy Xavier Henry is on the market now. 19 year old kid with a sweet stroke. Thats the type of guy the Bulls should trade picks (and James Johnson) for. Rose-Henry backcourt of the future.

Rios.

Beckham.

QUOTE (Thunderbolt @ Aug 18, 2010 -> 04:20 PM) I'm going to be pissed if we try to start something with the Twins. We're not in a position to give them extra baserunners just so we can prove how macho we are. Might as well plank Joe Mauer. Dude gets on base like 9/10 times anyway. (well not THAT high of odds but you know what I mean)

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Aug 18, 2010 -> 04:10 PM) Not against a LHP. ^^ This. He would of been better off facing Scott Baker yesterday.

QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Aug 18, 2010 -> 03:50 PM) I have a hard time believing that to be the case, and if he did, he substituted food for the alcohol. And I know this looks like a "Jenks is a fatass" post, but that man looks heavier and heavier with each passing season. There has to be something to that. Maybe he is a vegetarian..

QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Aug 18, 2010 -> 11:12 AM) Partiers? Off of the top of my head, that is just one legitimate reason for its validity. Ya, but didn't Bobby quit drinking? Those stats remind me of BobDylan's legendary Gordon Beckham sucks in the day thread.

QUOTE (Chet Kincaid @ Aug 18, 2010 -> 02:40 PM) In 2006 when Sean Tracey failed to hit Hank Blalock after AJ had been hit twice. I was gonna say 2000 (we were close in 2006 from that incident) but I know it was not in Ozzie's tenure.

QUOTE (hi8is @ Aug 18, 2010 -> 03:26 PM) Jones makes me wanna vomit He is terrible, but for 500K, he is doing basically what he did last year at a bargain.