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Happy Birthday! Just think...in thousands of years...Balta 84763548 will be looking at the rock you created! I'm hoping it'll be carbon based.

Happy Birthday! I'm giving you two thumbs up...but you can probably only see the one.

RIP Vincent Ludwig.

I always wondered why they didn't leave the part about a "water landing" out when we were flying from Austin to Phoenix or Las Vegas. I mean, I know if the plane is going down, there may not be much you can do, but there ain't much water out that way...you'd think they'd be able to control just long enough not to land in that oasis.

Ben Gordon... Whoops, wrong forum.

QUOTE (Texsox @ Jan 14, 2009 -> 12:36 PM) False, FlaSoxxJim said blow me and I forgave him because he's old. The person below me wishes they had thought more before picking their screen name. Oops...my bad. True. I was originally The Dybber. And even though I love that nickname...kinda forgot that he doesn't have that great of a rep in Chicago. But, the one I chose to replace, I like. The person below me doesn't do what his/her college degree is in.

QUOTE (Jimbo's Drinker @ Jan 14, 2009 -> 11:51 AM) No italian for me. I want my meal to consist of an awesome duck meal and a fatty boombatty chocolate dinner. Would you like the waiters to sing "Jingle Bells" to you, as well? Jingre Behrs...Jingre Behrs...

QUOTE (Texsox @ Jan 14, 2009 -> 09:34 AM) True. (who pays campus crookstore prices?) The person below me has pretended not to see someone. True. If the Bears aren't in it...who cares? /subtlety, obviously true. The person below me didn't miss the fact that Tex said "blow me" in his post above.

800 mg of ibuprofen 5 mg of diazapan hydrocodone Threw my back out last wednesday.

QUOTE (Texsox @ Jan 13, 2009 -> 12:08 PM) False, I laughed The person below me likes having four seasons and would be bored with only Spring and Summer. True, but I want three months of Spring, five months of summer, three months of Fall and one month of Winter. Hey Mother Nature...can ya help a brutha out? The person below me has eaten yellow snow.

QUOTE (MHizzle85 @ Jan 12, 2009 -> 11:11 AM) um...er...uhh..True? The person below me has some cleaning to do. Ya...you betcha (true). The person below me is craving a Dairy Queen Blizzard after all this blizzard talk.

QUOTE (DBAHO @ Jan 12, 2009 -> 02:48 PM) Amazing how all of the teenagers from 4-5 years ago on here have grown up in the 22-25 bracket now. Ummmmm...do people in Australia age backwards like Benjamin Button?

Have you called any authorities? Local law enforcement? FBI? Might be a good idea if this continues...or right now.

Bruuuuuuuuuuce just said that this rumor is ridiculous...you don't trade a cheap 17-game winner for a rental.

QUOTE (greg775 @ Dec 29, 2008 -> 12:05 AM) What moves? We've been too quiet regarding guys who can contribute this coming season. We need to make an eye opening deal. Oz is going to implode if our lineup is station to station again with the same cast of characters this year. It'll happen when it happens. Or not.

QUOTE (MHizzle85 @ Dec 26, 2008 -> 09:33 PM) -White Sox glassware (glasses to drink out of) -Fleece Blanket -Cash -Tons of candy -12 pack of Dr. Pepper -Various clothing -Boondocks Season 2 DVD Someone went all out, huh? Pullover Muppet Show season 1 & 2 Muppet Whatnot that I can design myself $100 Best Buy gift card Cash Guitar Hero World Tour for the family

QUOTE (kjshoe04 @ Dec 17, 2008 -> 07:37 PM) Even the most bizarre names have more than one family with that name. I'd assume there would be Hitlers somewhere that aren't very closely related to him. OR...the name has such a stigma attached to it that they all changed it. Or this happened:

QUOTE (knightni @ Dec 18, 2008 -> 03:03 PM) True. But nothing since like, 2000. The person below me would go Christmas caroling if asked. True...but only if they threw the Dreidel song and Sandler's Hanukkah Song in with it. The person below me can't believe it's almost the ninth year of the first decade of the third millenium.

QUOTE (Texsox @ Dec 17, 2008 -> 01:16 PM) LOL and selling out every show. Seriously...how does he do it???

QUOTE (Soxy @ Dec 17, 2008 -> 01:33 PM) False. I just wish I had more time to work this week! Stupid weddings! Stupid family! The person below me is dreading a holiday party. False...don't have one to go to...*lonely tear* The person below me wants December to be renamed "Christmahanukwanzaramadanukah."

QUOTE (RockRaines @ Dec 17, 2008 -> 01:41 PM) If you say so. I still think the kid cannot compete every day and cannot stay healthy, call it whatever you want but its a bad investment. What about offering a minor league contract with an invite to ST? If he doesn't make it, ship him down and see what he can handle. I don't see that as a bad investment.

QUOTE (Texsox @ Dec 17, 2008 -> 12:33 PM) Pat Green That man is a Texas whore. You go anywhere and the name Pat Green comes up. Usually playing that night. I don't know how he does it...playing simultaneously in Corpus, South Padre, Austin, San Antonio, Houston, Victoria and Dallas.

I have a couple: Monahans née Milton Mapes. www.monahans.net. I think they still tour as both as its the same members in both bands. Awesome band, they are self-described as landscape rock-and-roll. Sometimes play Schuba's here in Chicago. The Octopus Project. www.theoctopusproject.com The Pulsars meet The Rentals meet Combustible Edison. What Made Milwaukee Famous. www.whatmademilwaukeefamous.com, although it's being updated. I know they are sorta on the cusp, but I love this band. I have friends in Monahans and WWMF, for full disclosure.

QUOTE (lostfan @ Dec 17, 2008 -> 11:23 AM) lol, I was going to make a funny edit here but i'll be nice. Here, we have people taking out the sugar spoon to stir their coffee. I hate that... how the hell do you expect the next guy to scoop up sugar? Yes, I like my coffee like I like my women...bitter.... Yes, I like my coffee like I like my men...Hot, Black and Strong....

QUOTE (LosMediasBlancas @ Dec 17, 2008 -> 11:42 AM) False. The person below me is a neat freak. False. I wouldn't say "freak." The person below me speaks another language that isn't Spanish, French, Italian or German.