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Can't hardly blame AJ if it offers more protection for as often as people seem to throw at his ass. I wouldn't blame him if he went up there with one of these...

QUOTE(thedoctor @ May 5, 2006 -> 11:41 AM) "the teal jedi" lmfao! That's funny as hell!

The Sox have done what they needed to do to start the season. The bullpen is still a HUGE question mark though. Something needs to be done about Cliffy though...I have ZERO confidence in him when he comes into a game. Record could have very easily been 23-5.

Very happy about the win...equally as happy Joe didn't get hurt with his juggling catch and break or sprain an ankle. Look at the replay...it could have been nasty! The Count RULES!!!!

Hef = Mr. Viagra

Great read....good stuff! Is it just me...but don't you think they could find a better greeting party? Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson. Guess I'm just not into blonds.

Thought this was kind of interesting ESPN going over the 100 worst picks of all time: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story...oenfield/060427 And they had this nugget in there...just thought it was interesting. Same year Joey Cora was drafted by the Padres as well in the first round. Kind of a reaching analogy by them...but I'd never even heard of Kurt Brown.

QUOTE(BigSqwert @ Apr 26, 2006 -> 10:57 AM) Uhhh.....see posts above. Who's really positive that he's got back spasms? Maybe it's the "phantom" spasms and Ozzie just really doesn't want to pitch him this series being Seattle and all. Just convenient it came right before the Seattle series IMO. Who knows....

QUOTE(greg775 @ Apr 25, 2006 -> 11:36 PM) Did anybody expect Iguchi to hit like this? Knock on wood, keep it going! He has been awesome. And what a career Konerko has made for himself in Chicago. That is turning out to be one of the best acquisitions in Sox history. Who did we trade for him? He is a STUD! Go Sox! The Sox traded Mike Cameron for him...nice get huh. As for Gooch...I'm almost going back to when Ozzie ripped him a new asshole saying if he didn't like it he could go home about the lineup card. For some reason...it seems after that...he's torn it up. Also on BTN...I actually heard fat Kruk say, "the Sox are scary-good...."...then Gammons mumbled some inane s*** in the background I couldn't hear.

QUOTE(Princess Dye @ Apr 25, 2006 -> 05:14 PM) i'd probably enjoy having a beer with neither of these two guys. i suppose i'll root for the guy who wears S.O.X. though. rootin' for the uniform, we all do it. That actually poses a good question. If you could sit down with one Sox player or coach, shoot the s*** for a few hours and have a couple of beers...who would it be? Tough choice...I'm thinkin Buehrle, Crede or AJ...probably Buehrle. Ozzie would be an interesting choice...but I'd probably get tired of sayin "what..." after the first 10 minutes.

QUOTE(LVSoxFan @ Apr 25, 2006 -> 12:24 PM) Flock of Seagulls comes to mind... As does Gay Pride Parade.

QUOTE(ChWRoCk2 @ Apr 25, 2006 -> 12:10 PM) why it happens every year lol Yeah...I know it's kind of a running joke...but I think there's probably a better chance of Kenny getting a Prince Albert than take Carl back.

QUOTE(retro1983hat @ Apr 25, 2006 -> 10:42 AM) Everyone just needs to chill for a bit, until KW trades for Carl again. Shouldn't this be in green? Good place for a Wayne's World .wav of, "Tsia -- and monkeys might fly out of my butt!

Mark Buehrle...you are THE s***!

I've never seen it...thanks for posting it Chaos. I love when people tell others where and when they should or shouldn't post something. Self-appointed gods. Not everybody gets on here 24-7 and can review 4 or 5 pages back.

QUOTE(Balta1701 @ Apr 17, 2006 -> 06:26 PM) I could have swore he shut us down at least 1 or 2 times last year. To the point of getting the usual suspects screaming about corpseball. This lineup has batted a collective .350 against Mays. http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/players/bvsp?playerId=4026

QUOTE(mr_genius @ Apr 17, 2006 -> 06:18 PM) haha, who made the slump buster graphic on the top of the page? nice work If this doesn't get ya out of a slump...NOTHIN will! Nooooooo.......

QUOTE(Jimbo's Drinker @ Apr 14, 2006 -> 03:56 PM) I wonder if Uribe likes being benched two days in a row. Absolutely not...NO WAY! Downs is a lefty correct?

QUOTE(LVSoxFan @ Apr 14, 2006 -> 01:12 PM) I'd say give him a few months; if, at the all-star break, he's still so-so, get rid of him.

QUOTE(aboz56 @ Apr 14, 2006 -> 12:17 PM) I think it was Stuart Scott, obviously he is too busy keeping up on the NBA and North Carolina and not MLB. Stuart Scott is a complete moron! Whenever he's doing Sportscenter...I automatically just turn it off instead of listening to his latent blather.

good call palehose!

QUOTE(qwerty @ Apr 14, 2006 -> 12:11 AM) I refuse to get excited over this outing. Ask any mariner fan and they will tell you thornton has the ability to make hitters look foolish as hell for one, two, maybe even three innings... while hammering the zone. Little bit downt he road he will suddenly lose control and implode for a four spot... and those three scoreless innings he just threw go for naught. We likely won't know if cooper is actually a god or not (everyone here seems to think so) until around the all star break. I doubt if anybody wants him...nor will let him throw 3 or 4 innings. His job is 2 solid innings...that's it. Kind of just contradicted the whole point or his purpose. If the Mariners were expecting 4 innings out of him...that's their tough s***.

Women Weakin Legs...

The Tiger broadcasters were going on and on about him and what a find for the Sox if he continued to pitch as he was. They were complimentary of the entire Sox team the entire series.

QUOTE(RockRaines @ Apr 12, 2006 -> 10:13 PM) I just watched Vizcaino against the Rockies tonight, he was filthy, I never thought i'd say this, but I kinda would like him in our pen this year. Oh well, Vazquez is paying off too. Wonder how hard Kenny pushed to put Politte in that deal instead of Viz if at all.