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Working from home...kind of.

His Stephen A was the best thing ever.

2-0 since the rant! Sure it's been at home against 2 awful teams but 2-0!!!

QUOTE (Brian @ Dec 23, 2013 -> 05:17 PM) Cecily just put weight on this summer. I'm not a shallow person, but Christ, easy on the high cal drinks. Ha you're not dating her, you're allowed to not find her attractive because she became a fatty.

Jay Pharoah's impressions are just awesome. And I'll third the thumbs up to SNL this season.

3rd picture wins, hot blonde and an Aaron Rowand sighting.

QUOTE (scs787 @ Dec 23, 2013 -> 05:10 PM) Are the Sting/Taker rumors still out there? That would then give us Cena/Lesnar. Wouldn't mind Batista/Orton if it means the matches you suggested.... Batista/Orton Punk and Bryan/HHH and HBK (like you said, tag or singles) Sting/Taker Cena/Brock All of those matchups are fresh. Not sure if it's off the table but the talks have seemingly slowed down. Cena-Lesnar have had their feud but I certainly wouldn't complain about that card especially when the undercard could have Cody-Goldy and the Shield-Wyatts. I'm just not a Batista fan but that card would be fine with me. There's a lot of ways the E can go with mania, so we'll see what happens. Gotta remember that Sheamus is coming back too so I'm sure he'll be thrown in a big match as well.

Ya that's just stupid in my opinion.

QUOTE (scs787 @ Dec 23, 2013 -> 04:44 PM) Supposedly Batista is returning. Metlzer believes he'll win the rumble and face Orton at WM. Not sure what to think if true. Yuck. It'd be interesting to see where that would leave the other 3 main guys. I'd assume Punk and Bryan get HHH and HBK either in singles matches or a tag match, that's of course if HBK is willing to come back. And where does that leave Cena? The easy answer is Taker but then Lesnar has nobody. Who knows.

QUOTE (pettie4sox @ Dec 23, 2013 -> 04:43 PM) Does she play Kim K? Yeup.

QUOTE (Brian @ Dec 23, 2013 -> 04:29 PM) Even though she's put on weight, I find Cecily and the new girl, Noel, pretty hot. Not a fan of post weight gain Cecily. I like Noel and Nasim though.

QUOTE (Chisoxfn @ Dec 23, 2013 -> 04:03 PM) It could work to the Cowboys favor. They should be able to run the ball. I heard the Eagles D has held opponents to under 21 points in 10 of the past 11 games. No idea if that is true (too lazy to look up) but that is what they were saying on ESPN. Vikings were only team to really do much to their D since early in the season when the D was really porous. They'll still probably abandon the run in the 2nd half for some reason.

QUOTE (fathom @ Dec 23, 2013 -> 02:45 PM) The biggest problem I saw with Morel is that he thought he could be effective hitting primarily to the opposite field. However, he didn't have enough power to the opposite field to get it over the right fielder's head. Why September stats don't matter...by Brent Morel.

While I'm a big Sheldon Cooper fan, he's going to have to hit the weight room. His disdain for human contact isn't going to help either.

This thread somehow got us to Ryan Mallett? That's just awesome.

It'd be interesting to see how the defense would have done if Lovie was still around.

QUOTE (Jenksismyb**** @ Dec 23, 2013 -> 09:32 AM) It cracks me up when done at the appropriate time, i.e., when whatever is happening is hilarious as hell and you can't fault the guy for breaking. Timberlake's impression of Fallon was spot on and it caused Fallon to break. Will Ferrell's old prospector bit was the same. The audience feels in on it because they're laughing for the same reason. Agreed. It especially worked because the bit was an impersonation of him.

QUOTE (IlliniKrush @ Dec 23, 2013 -> 12:58 PM) Saw this skit Saturday on SNL, was laughing my ass off. Ya we were talking about SNL in the tv thread. I enjoyed that skit as well.

QUOTE (bmags @ Dec 23, 2013 -> 09:50 AM) No, Jay couldn't have won the game. But the d score was worse by our 3 and outs. And really the issue and why I'm so annoyed by his play was this was a game we knew the offense could not get behind schedule. Yet they came out with three and outs and bad throws and drops. And worse is when Jay gets behind it brings out bad Jay so easily. He holds onto the ball longer, he starts firing ball to Marshall in double coverage, he gets sacked and fumbles from both of these. Basically if we fall behind by more than 10 he ditches the offense. But you are right, McCown uses our offense to work the ball up and down the field beautifully. But his lack of arm kills us in red zone. I mean, there were two 3 and outs and they were already down 21 to 0. The offense sucked as did Jay but everything kind of changes when you're down 21 to 0 in the blink of an eye.

QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Dec 23, 2013 -> 08:35 AM) The Colon trade was one of the most lopsided trades of the past 10-15 years for the White Sox. Whatever, you trade Rocky Biddle, you auto lose. Honestly, with out looking it up, I don't even remember who else we traded in that deal. EDIT: I looked it up, shame on me for forgetting Jeff Liefer. And El duque?!?!?

QUOTE (LittleHurt05 @ Dec 22, 2013 -> 09:54 PM) IMO that's Jon Gruden. Collinsworth is way more honest and willing to criticize. Absolutely.

QUOTE (Jake @ Dec 22, 2013 -> 09:46 PM) Can't believe you'd smear Brad Maynard's name like that Haha indeed. Big time party foul, Gage.

This is as ugly a game as you can have in all 3 phases, brutal.

Wow.

I thought that was the right call on the McCoy non fumble. Let's see what Jay can do.