South Side Fireworks Man

Moncada is nothing more than a utility infielder and should be treated as such.

Where's Stone anyway? Why does someone whose job only requires him to work for six months take so much time off during those six months? Not that I miss Stone as much as I don't care for Gordon's filling in.

I'll be shocked (pleasantly shocked) if they win more than 83 games this season.

Sox stink.

Jason and Gordon suck too.

Right, Stone. It's the fan's fault the Sox suck. I guess it's the fan's fault that you're a jerk too.

So are the White Sox.

Swing the bat Yo-Yo.

Ugh Abreu.

Maybe he's being traded for Montas. But they have to take Grandal's entire contract too! ?

We're smack dab in the middle of our window to contend for multiple championships I tells ya!

Sox stink.

Sheets needs to put a high fastball out of the park.

Grandal sucks. Get rid of him.

Boston is useless.

OK, got you.

Huh?

Fuckin' White Sox make me sick.

He's a left handed slugger from the NL. What could go wrong? At least he's young not past his prime, so he's got that going for him. That's why the Sox won't get him.

Sox won't get Soto. He's good.

And then when he comes back he will have permanently lost a step and a half speedwise.

The Sox proved they can compete and even beat the Cubs! This is the high-point of the 2022 season.

Jake Burger, ladies and gentlemen! Your new starting third baseman!

At least AV moved him to third.

I'll take a wild pitch followed by a passed ball.