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QUOTE (Palehosefan @ Mar 20, 2011 -> 02:10 PM) Yep, Gillispie was unwilling to buy players and Kentucky fans just won't stand for that. He was too busy driving drunk.

QUOTE (Palehosefan @ Mar 20, 2011 -> 01:28 PM) Texas Tech is set to hire Billy Gillispie. I'm very excited. He has done a tremendous job in Texas coaching. Texas can have him. Kentucky is glad he's gone.

Keep Sale up with Coop. I also happen to like the 3 lefties in the pen.

I have one that has swimming around in my head for a while, and I can't seem to improve on it, so I'll just put it out there as is. Hey Andy, Etchebarren this commerative crystal football from Super Bowl XX.

QUOTE (YASNY @ Mar 19, 2011 -> 09:09 AM) Two buddies were attempting a Saturday night out on the town, but one of the guys was whipped. Sure enough his girlfriend called and he said he had to go. His buddy, aggravated, said "C'mon, Kent Hrbek and call be ignored for once?" Rooftop, to translate: ""C'mon, Kent Hrbek and call be ignored for once?" "Can't her beck" and call be ignored for once? .... If you have to explain a joke, it's lost. Ehhhhh, Puckett.

The guy had a strange speech impediment in the every time tried to use the 'f' sound it came out sounding like a 'p'. Being shorthanded, the door to door vacuum sales company hired him anyway. But their product was inferior to the competition and it was well known. The new knocked on his first door and woman of the house told him a competing company was already ther. He glanced inside and the product. He thought to himself, "I can't compete with a Kirby. Puckett I'll go elsewhere. I know. I'll stop now.

Two buddies were attempting a Saturday night out on the town, but one of the guys was whipped. Sure enough his girlfriend called and he said he had to go. His buddy, aggravated, said "C'mon, Kent Hrbek and call be ignored for once?"

The church had four boys selected to light the candles before mass, Matthew, Mark, Luke and John. But Mark and Luke got confused about the their assigned responsiblities. Mark said "Are we where we are supposed to be?" Luke replied, "No, I think we are in the John Candelaria.

QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Mar 19, 2011 -> 08:50 AM) isnt the (hopeful) plan to have Mitchell replace Pierre? Why not look at every option?

The widow had begrudgingly put up with her departed husband's philanderings for 20 years. But when it came for the reading of his final documents, the old gal just lost it. "Not only did he break his vows, what's Maury Wills everything to that bimbo!

QUOTE (Rooftop Shots @ Mar 19, 2011 -> 07:26 AM) Mr Clean wanted to go to the store with a male friend and also with his girlfriend named Ezmerelda. A bystander was adamant about making sure that Mr. Clean did not go, but instead that ge stayed at home. So he yelled out in a rage... Hey!.....Stay here Ubaldo! Jimenez-merelda are going alone! Prediction: Pierzynski attends the Elite Eight matchup to watch his beloved Gators. Bummer as Florida gets beat. Before the winning team can cut 'em down A. J. Burnetts.

I hate it when I stop at a gas station, get to the John. Lackey.

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Mar 17, 2011 -> 10:08 AM) I'm going out on a limb with Princeton over Kentucky as my upset. If they can play an Ivy League tempo and frustrate the Cats, you could see the big win. When I first saw the matchup, I started telling people around here that UK could be in trouble with that senior laden Princeton team. They dodged the bullet, but just barely.

Went to a strip club with a buddy and there was one lady whose outstanding assets caught his eye. He eventually had to have a lap dance from her. So while I was watching this, I could see the those assets were drawing his focus. I, forgetting the no touch rule encouraged him with "Go ahead Jim, Palmer."

Somebody (Paulie?) needs to remind Milledge the he hasn't even made the team yet and any showboating is garbage. It's all about the name on the front of the jersey Lastings, not the one on the back.

See that couple on the beach by the facsimili machine ... That's right, it's Sandy Koufax The burglar has made his way down the California coast and now he's Robin Ventura.

QUOTE (Rooftop Shots @ Mar 14, 2011 -> 04:38 PM) Yeah...and I'll join you someday. At the rate that I am going since I became a member, I estimate the timeframe to be about Jan. 2012. You'll get there. Just a few more countdown threads should do the trick.

QUOTE (whitesoxfan101 @ Mar 13, 2011 -> 11:09 PM) For some reason, the left side of the bracket seems WAY harder than the right. Ohio State got the toughest draw, but surprisingly no easy stroll for Duke either. Seems like Pittsburgh and Kansas made out the best here, so I have them in the Final Four with Kansas winning it all. Kentucky over UNC in the elite 8, Kentucky over San Diego State in the Final Four, then losing to Kansas in the final. I worry I'll regret not taking UNC and UConn to win their regions. Don't like Duke or Ohio State much at all in either case. I have three 11's winning in the first round (only 6 I took was Georgetown, who I also have beating Purdue). Also took two 13's in Belmont and Oakland. Other than that and two of my Final Four teams, I have a lot of chalk. Kansas has an easy stroll to the elite 8 (although I'm admittedly down on Louisville). Pittsburgh seems to have an easy entire region. I could seriously see the Butler/ODU winner in the Final Four if they upset Pittsburgh for instance. If BYU had got this region with Davies, they'd be my Final Four pick for sure. Although heck, they may have a shot now in that region. I'm pretty sure San Diego State has never won a tournament game too. May live to especially regret that pick. I like your picks on the 13 seeds. I don't think anybody wanted to be matched up against those teams. Kentucky to the final game? I question that one because of a lack of depth. At some point foul trouble will catch up with them. I'm not a college hoops junkie by any means, so take that into consideration. I'm more of a fan that roots for the laundry.

QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Mar 14, 2011 -> 12:44 AM) Not sure if this was posted, but it's a great read no matter what. Peavy had a hell of an offseason. http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/spring2011/n...tory?id=6182437 Damn right its a great read. Thank you. Guys and gals, read this. I highly recommend it.

I hear it all the time .... "It's Bush's fault."

Compare this deal to the deal Jenks got from Boston. I like this.

As far as most "remarkable" moments in sports, I'll have the say the moment Jim McKay announced the murder of the 11 Isreali athletes at the '76 Munich games.

Amen!

Dunn to play 1B today.

We will see if they are, in fact, paper Tigers.