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He can pray, but not even Jesus could turn this water into wine.

stupid f*** maldonado called another one that went 395 feet.

why is martin calling for so many fucking fastballs? bury a changeup.

is this one of the 120 you just gotta flush?

It was -225 to bet Andrew got a hit, right? LOL. Should have been +200.

yup he's missed heart of the plate but KC being KC they didn't make him really pay. Still I like the approach of throwing strikes. On a real team they'd already have had a lead for him.

welcome to Chicago and MLB, now hold this 1-0 L!

You get into a hitter's count and then that is the contact. Just pathetic.

How long until he's hurt?

Schiffren, someone tell him that not a single sox fan gives half a f*** about him meeting john sterling.

that was serious late break.

lmao, he's known as a fly ball pitcher? that's a good sign? bro.

where does eloy get that hat with the brim off to the side?

I'll give stone credit for accurately relaying his MLB debut. https://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/SDN/SDN197104080.shtml

It's been transferred to the cubs by order of Manfred. Anti tanking measure or something.

The seasoning they got from their 17 combined innings in the minors:

Grifol pregame: "well you know he's available to pinch run..."

It's so fucking stupid! If he's good enough to come off the IL he sure as hell should be good enough to start! Why would you activate him if he's not ready to start? This "roster crunch" on a 40 win team is just the cherry on top of this franchise's stupidity.

That's about what this season is, correct.

I get that, he'll I'd rather see him than Flexen, but it just is bad process and will continue to burn the Sox and us fans long term.

At this point just use the Costanza principle. Whatever the Sox do, the right thing is the opposite. It feels entirely rushed. Dude has some talent, was a 3rd round pick out of the SEC, but his numbers are no bueno. And, he's not on the 40 man already. Just recycle someone else man. No reason to rush this guy up here, get his clock going, put stress on his arm and mind, and have to add him to the 40 man.

god he looks so stupid with the red gloves. there are guys that can get away with that, Eloy is not one of them. I know it doesn't matter but he still looks like a goof.

FGs projected standings somehow still have us for 61. I had a chance to grab -110 at under 60.5 (no phone gambling here gotta go to the book still) when I was at the casino for opening weekend of the tourney and it felt like a total sucker bet. I'm starting to think that we'll be lucky to win 55. I should have teased it down to like 55 just for a reason to follow in case of an absolute dumpster fire. Whoops.