chitownsportsfan

I can't like only one sentence in a post but let the record show I only liked the 1st one. The 2nd one is classic caulfield non sequitur.

most is doing a lot in that post. too much honestly. shields is not most. i get what you're saying tho.

I'm fucking sick and tired of our young latin players getting fucked over by umps. It's uncanny. Thank god Sosa didn't let it affect him. Confidence is a crazy fucking thing. All of a sudden, Sosa has it.

John saying "let 'em know" after doing a fucking "good" Nationwide jingle is my personal hell.

he's a terrible fielder but it doesn't help going back to 1B for, as said a terrible fielder. He's not Mookie Betts out there exactly. Stop putting players in bad spots.

that was an epic pan from a braless chick in a white tank up to lee batting.

As noted, we are the harlem globetrotters of losing.

they will ask him to do a cone drill and cancel the investigation.

he's at 87 piches and someone has JUST GOTTEN GOING? WAKE UP GRIFOL!

credited with a hit, come on.

you buried the lede. the funniest part of his post was IF...one 1 WAR! bro. Gavin Sheets is a fucking clown but this is what happens when you jerk players around.

I'm a sucker for anything Aztec but I ain't gonna give the Sox a penny.

lol

As I was saying, FFS. First pitch popup.

Julks and Lee give good ABs more often than not. A lot of these guys are just swinging half assed.

Morel is an awful 3B. That wasn't that hard of a play, Moncada makes it all the time for example.

That's one big brown beaver -- PRIMUS

Just do a beaver hunt on pretty girls in the stands the rest of the way on the sox broadcast, who would complain?

Crack cocaine lasts longer than this team's good play.

We are the dumbest, least talented group of bums EVER ASSEMBLED.

God damnit what are you fucking doing go to fucking first IT'S THE 2ND FUCKING INNING.

Someone whisper in John's ear the term he's looking for is strand rate.

doesn't look like great hitting conditions with the shadows. maybe we'll lose more quickly.

Vaughn gets a hanger right down broadway and swings right through it. Nice. Get this bum down in AAA please.

lol i go to put the game on and the roku app is flashing the mlb app logo with "great games" right next to the MLB.tv app where I'm about to put on a likely...not so great game. They trolling me.