chitownsportsfan

Trade Sheets ASAP. This is the peak of his value, similar to Burger.

Great job Cannon. Gotta say that was impressive.

he has good stuff, tonight, John.

woah, that was a nice pitch.

oh come on john, julks was just another random guy they are cycling through. his little pixie dust aside.

phew, missed a cookie. Good job Cannon did just enough.

just bury one and he's gone.

that's a nice pitch to end that AB, gotta give him dap there.

hilarious as john says what good movement his "sweeper" has as it sits dead red middle of the plate and gets hammered.

just as i was fucking praising our OF range, sorry guys. jinxed it.

come on man gotta make that play.

just please only give up 3 runs so Crochett can get the win, bullpen.

I'd let him go a batter and pull him so he can get the standing 0.

DE

Pedro on losing 15 in a row:

Give me all the smoke! come on John obvious call!

I'd let him start the inning and first sign of trouble he's done, perhaps even if he gets the first out.

SLAM YOUR DRINK! VAUGHN WENT DEEP.

It's insane how in a small park like G-Rate what having fast, instinctual OF can do taking away ducksnorts and other bullshit. When fly balls go out in today's game, they usually go. It's important to prevent guys from getting on otherwise on crap that should be caught 50% of the time but never is. It's fucking amazing we haven't realized it yet. or not I guess.

just fucking madduxed him with a 99 mph heater on the black. sit down.

that's a bold strategy, cotton.

damn all the details are coming back to me now, what a fucking story that was.

god damnit.

Yea now that you remind it was fairly common knowledge. Glad to see the new generation learning it tho all the pressure on JR matters. Probably won't mean s%*#, but f*** it, cathartic if nothing else.

Ok John I see you!