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QUOTE (ChiSox_Sonix @ Jul 29, 2010 -> 01:35 PM) Oh I just find a safe haven when I have to do that. I try, but sometimes you have to use a public restroom. I wait until nobody's in there to "let loose." The worst is when you're in the middle of it, and someone walks in.

QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Jul 29, 2010 -> 12:54 PM) i would totally pee on your pee. you would own nothing You have no idea how much asparagus I eat.

QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Jul 29, 2010 -> 12:48 PM) I wonder if this condition is an old animal instinct that isn't being properly suppressed in certain people. An animal going in the wild may feel vulnerable if there are others around. Or the people who have trouble going are too timid to mark their own f***ing territory. I wish humans worked like that. I'd own everything.

QUOTE (SoxFan1 @ Jul 29, 2010 -> 10:06 AM) I don't know if any of you have been hearing about all this, but there have been an insane number of shootings in Chicago this summer. A kid was shot 22 times yesterday while riding his f***ing bike. He wasn't even in 8th grade yet. OK, it's definitely sad for someone of that age to suffer like that. Having said that, and despite his age, you don't get shot 22 times for no reason.

QUOTE (whitesoxfan101 @ Jul 29, 2010 -> 09:40 AM) Agreed. I had heard of stage fright before, but I thought it was this like really rare thing, and I couldn't really imagine people actually having it. Clearly I was wrong. I thought it was more of a sitcom type of thing, not so much a real thing.

QUOTE (IceCreamPants @ Jul 29, 2010 -> 08:42 AM) Dude I cant even begin to tell you how frustrating it is. Whats funny is I can tell when other guys have it too, cause we will both be standing there for minutes which seems like hours and not hearing a tinkle hit the urinal from either of us...just silence.....awful and awkward silence. I get a form of "stage fright" when I'm doing the other deed, but that's due more to embarrassment/shame than not being able to go. In fact, sometimes I find it hard to hold it, but want to do so until the bathroom is empty.

I'm honestly surprised that so many people have or had this problem. It seemed like such a non-issue to me.

QUOTE (NorthSideSox72 @ Jul 29, 2010 -> 07:20 AM) I know you weren't around (hell I was still very young), but that was a big deal at the time - East Germany and other eastern block countries had pumped their athletes so full of steroids it was hilariously obvious. Cheating at max power. That was 9 years before I was born, but even I have seen plenty of allusions to that team on TV and such (enough that I know it was a big deal).

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Jul 29, 2010 -> 08:13 AM) This Bobby Jenks stays around the rest of the season, and we win the division and probably make a playoff push. Every team we'll be playing will have 6 innings to beat us. Exactly, but we can't be sure that he'll stay with it. Who knows why, but my guess is that he's afraid of getting hurt by dialing the fastball up there and/or throwing that hook. It's basically a catch-22 for him. He needs to do those things to be successful and sign a big contract in the offseason, but doing it may cause him an injury which makes a big contract a pipe dream.

QUOTE (SoxFanForever @ Jul 28, 2010 -> 10:21 PM) Jenks pitching like 2005 version. Heavy fastball and an overpowering hook. Nice to see he still has it when he wants to. If he sticks with that, he won't have a problem. We just don't know that he will.

QUOTE (The Beast @ Jul 29, 2010 -> 12:40 AM) You're so funny. Way to try and bait me. Bait you? It was a joke, and a damn good one, IMO. You really do need to relax more.

QUOTE (The Beast @ Jul 28, 2010 -> 06:26 PM) Think about a girl giving you oral sex. That might help. Dude, stop peeing in girls' mouths. This is why you haven't found "the one" yet.

QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Jul 28, 2010 -> 07:06 PM) Easy to laugh. Or you could say maybe it'd be nice to go INTO a season in which you didn't have to call for upgrades at the deadline. Again, this gets back to my point that Ozzie and KW are overrated because we've been able to somewhat thrive in what's been a mediocre division for the last decade. Try to pull this Mark Kotsay crap in the AL east. You'll be done by all-star break.

Anybody in for tonight?

QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Jul 28, 2010 -> 04:41 PM) More teams? No way. Baseball is the one sport where making the playoffs is an actual accomplishment. I'm just fine with 4 teams from each league qualifying. I'm down with the 150 game regular season. I actually liked the 144 games that was played in '95. Agreed. Do not let more teams into the playoffs. I'm fine with a 150 game season and three rounds of 7 in the playoffs.

QUOTE (SleepyWhiteSox @ Jul 28, 2010 -> 04:28 PM) Get drunk? I can piss anywhere when drunk... Same here, and also while sober.

QUOTE (chw42 @ Jul 27, 2010 -> 08:14 PM) I like Omar more now. I was gonna say the same thing.

Maybe Viciedo should be starting a lot more? That's about the only negative thing I can take from this game, which is saying something. Great win.

QUOTE (Kalapse @ Jul 27, 2010 -> 06:09 PM) I'm starting to get impatient. Just do SOMETHING, ANYTHING to alleviate my crippling trade deadline boredom. I've gone from really enjoying the trade deadline to absolutely hating it (same goes for Trade Winds). It's like there is one actual rumor among 20 "I think we should do this" threads.

QUOTE (SoxFan1 @ Jul 27, 2010 -> 06:10 PM) They have according to everyone but you, Jim Joyce and Bud Selig. The record books are all that matter. So, screw the Tigers and Detroit.

Thanks, guys.

QUOTE (longshot7 @ Jul 27, 2010 -> 05:59 PM) Both the Rays and Tigers have thrown and been victims of no-hitters this season. Weird. No they haven't.

Whoa, this thread has added 10 pages since I last read it. Is there anything in here of any real merit?

QUOTE (elrockinMT @ Jul 26, 2010 -> 04:27 PM) I was not overly impressed with Jenks comments about how he thought people were being too hard on him for blowing games. I don't think he has been throwing very well for awhile now I used to think that you and greg were the same person. I now know that I was incorrect.

QUOTE (GoSox05 @ Jul 27, 2010 -> 12:30 PM) I think they should have put Death Proof first than had Planet Terror. I think have the more action packed movie second would have been cool. Completely agree.