Milkman delivers

Swisher is as bad as Anderson ever was in the majors. I do not understand why he's still starting. He's a dog. Bench his worthless ass.

So, we'll replace better offense (Ramirez) for supposedly better defense (Uribe) at 2B, but we won't swap Anderson for Swisher? I can't put into words how disappointed I am in Swisher. He f***ing sucks horse balls. Get his ass out of the lineup for a guy who will provide MUCH better defense, and a very similar average. EDIT: Removed a naughty word.

Anderson can put up similar numbers to Swisher, except the OBP, and provide much better defense. Anderson should be starting in CF for a while.

QUOTE (shipps @ May 31, 2008 -> 10:17 AM) I love how they call her an actress. They put it in quotes, though. Off topic, but how do you date a porn star? I can understand just hooking up with one, maybe even on a regular basis, but to call a porn star your girlfriend? That would be demeaning.

Nick Swisher needs to stop sucking at baseball.

QUOTE (BigSqwert @ May 30, 2008 -> 07:15 AM) What did you see/read that makes you think it will blow? An outline of the events of the movie.

QUOTE (Brian @ May 29, 2008 -> 06:48 PM) It's M. Knight. Of course it will suck. It will have some decent images and cool cinematography, but as far as a story teller, he is overrated IMO. Well, I automatically assumed it would suck, but then I watched the trailer that kyyle23 posted. That made it look pretty good. Unfortunately, it looks like s*** again.

Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!

QUOTE (dasox24 @ May 29, 2008 -> 02:43 PM) Crush (Gina Carano) is ridiculously hot. I've never seen the new "Gladiators," but I saw some show about her that talked about how she's into mixed martial arts, which is pretty badass that she can look that good and be that tough. Oh yeah, and as for the thread topic, I'd never hit a girl. I'd try my best to restrain her somehow. If you hit a girl, you'll never hear the end of it. Untrue. I've seen it happen before, and sometimes the girl has it coming. You definitely hear the end of it.

She punches me once, I push her away hard enough to put space between us. If she comes back and takes another swing, knock her ass out. You wanna be treated equal, that's part of the territory.

I had hopes for The Happening...until I decided to look into reviews and spoilers that have already come out. It sounds f***ing horrible now, which is what I originally expected.

Did American Idol end? The last I heard, there were two guys with the same name left. But, I haven't seen news about it. I don't ever pay attention to the show, but I usually am aware of who wins because it's all over the place.

OK, so I know what movie it's from, but what is the thing the apes are surrounding?

The "Goobacks" episode of South Park is on right now. It's ridiculous to think of how funny the show was, compared to now. Again, my opinion.

QUOTE (FlaSoxxJim @ May 28, 2008 -> 02:28 PM) Well, I for one think it's pretty obvious what it is. I know that's a famous scene from a movie, but what is that? And what movie?

I find this title very misleading. I expected it to be about a pitcher that was struck by lightning while pitching. It's like starting a thread titled "Satellite dish installer killed by lightning," and then have the article say it happened while he was mowing his lawn.

To me, leaving off Banks and Thomas is akin to no professional baseball player ever receiving a 100% vote for the Hall of Fame. It seems like it's just some jerk who's doing it to be a jerk.

I don't feel like reading the article, but does anyone know if that "error" led to a run? If so, he's a douche for getting a run charged to one of his pitchers by crying.

I hope you realized I was being very sarcastic, Bri.

Oh yeah, I'm so surprised that Bagwell did steroids. I can't even emphasize how utterly surprising this is to me. I mean, it's almost as surprising as when I found out that Sammy Sosa did steroids...just complete shock.

Somebody else get in there.

That person sucks. Worthless Cub fan, no doubt.

QUOTE (shipps @ May 25, 2008 -> 03:43 PM) As I predicted only two that made 18 out of 18 lists. But it also seems that the other two I said might just be a slip of the mind.

So who was the person who didn't vote for Thomas?

Besides the random winner threads, I haven't been interested in a thread in Pale Hose Talk in several months. I don't know why, but I just felt like saying it.