Milkman delivers

Uh, Chris Singleton, anyone?

QUOTE(rangercal @ Aug 11, 2005 -> 12:55 PM) I don't understand you're comment. I have lived in chicago 75 % of my life and I am telling you Nebraska is a great place. Iowa and Nebraska suck based on what? What you seen when you drove trough? What you heard? Tell me. Have you actually spent more than a few days in either state? You're taking things a little too seriously, my friend. It was a joke and nothing more.

QUOTE(tonyho7476 @ Aug 11, 2005 -> 12:53 PM) I'm shocked how often this has actually happened...but last night was the first time since 1999. I thought they said Lowell did it just last year?

QUOTE(SoxFan1 @ Aug 11, 2005 -> 12:48 PM) The Milkman truly delivers in the "Which State is Worse?" thread: Eh, I just ripped off the Simpsons and added another variation of the word suck.

QUOTE(Rowand44 @ Aug 11, 2005 -> 12:45 PM) Playoffs are a different game. Like I said earlier in this thread we'll be hearing about how we can't beat oakland and they'll be hearing how they can't get out of the first round. You can say any cliche that comes to mind. Oakland owns the hell out of us.

Does everyone realize you're arguing who is the suckier of the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked?

QUOTE(Rowand44 @ Aug 11, 2005 -> 12:41 PM) Not at all. We're a better team then Oakland, bring 'em on. Our record is better than theirs, but they sure as hell beat the s*** out of us every time we play them. We're the best team in baseball this year, and we managed to beat them twice.

What high school did all of you go to?

What exactly is the hood? I'm from the "mean streets" of Chicago, does that count?

QUOTE(knightni @ Aug 11, 2005 -> 11:59 AM) A Knight Who Says "NI!" (Monty Python and the Holy Grail) Hence my name: knightni Oh, ok. I can tell now. Now you just need a shrubbery.

It's acceptable if you have to. Everybody's got a price, you know.

QUOTE(knightni @ Aug 11, 2005 -> 11:54 AM) What is that in the middle?

QUOTE(RockRaines @ Aug 11, 2005 -> 11:22 AM) "They came out of the trees man, the TREES!, You saved my ass back there, no you saved mine. To Snap!" We'll hit the Rice Crispies guys tomorrow night, assuming Judd Hirsch comes through with the goods.

I'm absolutely terrified of playing Oakland in the playoffs. I can't even imagine how ugly it would be.

QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Aug 11, 2005 -> 10:15 AM) "Where's my f***in slump buster"? Anyone? Anyone? From the book. Canseco said he was notorious for slump busters. He even had a great definition.

QUOTE(retro1983hat @ Aug 11, 2005 -> 10:14 AM) You don't want to go into the playoffs on a sour note. Like knowing you'll have to play Oakland in the first round?

QUOTE(Jeckle2000 @ Aug 11, 2005 -> 07:43 AM) Yep and thats the reason Joe Borchard will be on the MLB roster before Gload.... Because Gload lost us one of the games singlehandedly and blew Garlands chance at history... At least one good thing came out of it though... We got rid of the myth of Gload as a good defensive 1B.... Maybe if Ozzie does give him one more chance he will stick to DH most of the time as he should of been all along... You're hilarious Honestly, is this all an act, or do you really think some of these things you say?

BWAHAHAHA, awesome thread!

QUOTE(kyyle23 @ Aug 11, 2005 -> 09:45 AM) Im actually kind of worried that Griffey would clear waivers, and the Reds would work out a trade with someone other than the Sox. I dont think the problem for the Sox is worrying wether he will make it through waivers rather it is wether the Sox will be the one that the Reds deal with. No way does KW let Griffey get away a second time and let some other team get better while we really, really need offense. He'd top any offer.

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Aug 10, 2005 -> 10:21 PM) There are no qualifications here... http://www.soxtalk.com/forums/index.php?sh...ndpost&p=823417 I'm just saying what I think can be said. I looked over the post beforehand to see if he did use something like that.

I think you can say things as long as you say "I believe" before it. Or, "It is my opinion."

Saw that, too. This seems like one of those things that makes him a shoe-in.

Ha, Yanks already trying to figure out how to buy other teams' talent. I f***ing hate that.

BBTN just absolutely blew Rowand. He's gonna have to pry them off of his crotch with a crowbar. Welcome to GG status, Aaron.

White Sox have a ginormous lead on their division and just won a series in NY.