Milkman delivers

Like the title said, happy Mother’s Day to all the moms out there.

With Elko coming up, Leo can scratch off one miracle. Must be nice to knock the first one off so early in his tenure, really takes the pressure off for sainthood.

I’m sure all popes get asked similar things from their countrymen. I believe he went to Mendel, so not sure if the Leo thing has anything to do with the high school. It’s a very traditional papal name. But I wouldn’t doubt that the connection occurred to him, and maybe it made it that much easier of a choice?

To be fair, I’m sure he’s the type of person that bears no ill will towards the Cubs and is likely to say that he likes all Chicago teams. I doubt he was able to catch many MLB games over the last 30 years.

This is surreal for me, and I’ve never exchanged words with the man. I can’t even imagine.

His brother was my grade school principal for a long time. He’s said mass at my church. Very surreal.

There’s a Mr. Perfect, Curt Hennig, story in which a softball (or baseball) bounced off his head, but still landed in his mitt because, well, perfect. So there’s that, Greg.

Condolences to his family. He was a large part of this site, and therefore a part of the lives of everyone who spent any significant amount of time here. Eternal rest grant unto him, O Lord, and let perpetual light shine upon him. Rest in peace, Alex.

It’s a character’s name from Seinfeld. Good chance the posters aren’t related at all.

Things are looking grim, JR. Probably easier to just sell the team.

There’s a Norm Macdonald meme that would fit perfectly here, but I’m not exactly sure it wouldn’t result in a suspension.

Ideally minus the murders. In all seriousness, the pick may have been the best option given what was on the board, but coming away with a TE is definitely a letdown.

I have it on good authority that Dalbec played at least 12 games at shortstop his junior year of high school. Take it easy.

But he’d definitely piss hot after all that Nugenix.

And it’s appreciated. You are the opposite of a heathen, sir. Whatever that is.

Another solid gold tweet that you heathens didn’t appreciate.

He goes from good to bad. He vasilates.

This is falling apart fast. You really fucked us on this one.

Pope Francis.

The issue is that he intends to resign him, be he keeps re-signing him. His grammar is on par with his minor league development, unfortunately.

This statement seems so obviously true, but I seriously doubt that Getz would be fired anyway. Any other team in baseball (or any sport) would fire their GM in such a situation, but I don’t think we would.

You give the Sox too much credit. That kid actually made contact at the end. Well, they’re not going to spend the money to make that happen, so…

I always thought of the TLR one as a reaction to something absolutely bonkers or that you completely disagree with. Conversely, the Hawk one is for something completely goofy that you like.

Palacios at cleanup? What in the world 😆

This is an outrage! Oh man, am I underpaid for my work.