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Be fair. They’re at minimum a Conference USA team.

You seem to be getting the second part, that’s for sure. I didn’t even see the second and third touchdowns. Conked out on the couch for a nap. Ah, football season.

He is the standard by which I judge other Sox pre- and post-game announcers. He introduced me to the Sox when I first got really into the team, and nobody has stacked up since. Rest in peace.

Ha, everyone is already talking themselves into it being Brown. That’s who it’s gonna be.

I know it’s a while away, but give me a Bills-Lions Super Bowl. No matter what, a long-suffering fanbase finally gets their championship. Having said that, it’ll be Chiefs-Eagles or something.

Good call. I was thinking the Texans. Lions didn’t cross my mind.

I’m not working around the paywall, but why the hell would they mention the Bears being better than six teams, and then only mention four by name?

Took me longer than I’d like to admit to realize that Eberneezer was Eberflus.

Man, imagine being the first crappy coach to be fired in-season in the 100 year history of a team with many, many crappy coaches.

Oh absolutely.

As just a fan, the challenge seemed like the right call at the time. I’m pretty sure it showed that he was clearly in.

You joke, but that’s probably the quickest route to becoming the Director of Minor League Operations.

Please come up with nicknames more clever than Eberass and Eberloser. They don’t even flow. Maybe like Eberfool? Or Eberlose? You guys are better than this.

They absolutely wouldn’t. But it’s nice that Williams was the obvious top choice by almost everyone, because now it cements how bad the Bears are as a franchise.

I’d say Allen, John, and Parker should get in. I actually figured Tommy John was already in. His numbers plus inventing that surgery should be an automatic in.

Another Chicago coach being kept around way longer than they should when everyone knew they needed a change. How fitting.

Sounds like neither the coach nor the QB will be beloved.

I guess I can’t argue with that

Is this because of that guy’s dislike of Latin music? I feel like people are reading what he said as being about all Latin players. I read it as him saying Latin music, Moncada, and the guy on the Mets (?) suck.

That jumped out at me. 43 innings is a small sample size. 24 innings is a small sample size. But 5 appearances? Clearly enough to say the Sox righted him. And if the Sox did fix him, and then traded him for the garbage they acquired, then that speaks even less of Getz.

Greg, you do this all the time. You attach to an idea and it’s then an unquestionable truth. Venable is not a good manager. Not yet, at least. He hasn’t done the job yet. Don’t get ahead of yourself. He may be the team’s saving grace, or he may be another Grifol.

They really jogged out those grounders.

I don’t own a Maserati because they’re not dependable.

Like Anderson, this guy and Eloy will be out of baseball within a season or two.