Milkman delivers

Had big plans all weekend to watch this game. Fell asleep at halftime 😒

I was familiar with the nickname, but yeah, I wouldn’t have connected those dots 😆

I’m not understanding the butt plug association. Please explain. (Words I never thought I’d say)

I was saying some pretty unsavory things at the end of that Dodgers game, that much I can tell you. I don’t see any way that the World Series is anything but Dodgers-Blue Jays.

Batman! I mean, leader!

I was fuming. They were putting together a comeback, and you knew it was over the second they bunted.

When Poles is at the table, you can have tight ends any time.

I’m starting to think we’re gonna see 3 teams come back from 0-1, as that kind of thing seems to happen all at once. Would be nice to see 4, but I don’t think the Reds have it in them.

Was very surprised to win on that blocked FG. That kind of crap always happens against us. Was already checking who had the 7-5 square 😆

Oh man, I thought the Bears were gonna score there and I was about to post something positive about how this game was going. But then…

My automatic response is to immediately apologize when bumping into anyone.

They won 5 last year. Looking at their schedule, 5 wins is probably the best they’re looking at this season.

I was joking before, but they’ll seriously have to lose 4 games before they’re eliminated from the playoffs. They’ll justify 3 losses, but 4 can’t be justified.

Robert Redford.

Williams may end up being a good QB, perhaps even the best in franchise history. But as it stands, I think people are disappointed and worried because he hasn’t shown us much and he was called a generational talent. There were professionals saying he was the best they ever saw, better tools than Manning, etc. It’s hard to hear that stuff and then watch him play like every other QB we’ve ever had. Also, we have like no running game. Every handoff seemed destined to fail immediately. Let’s not pretend we don’t all know who that’ll be.

Of all the stretches you’ve made, the biggest has to be claiming you’d knock out the teeth of four separate men at once.

Can you explain this reference?

Ice-cold take. First of all, unless that ball is in your hands, it’s anyone’s. Doesn’t matter how far someone ran to get it. Secondly, I would get suspended for saying the words I’d use to describe grown men (and women) who grab balls/hats/etc. that were intended for children.

Graham Greene. I always really liked his characters, no matter how small. Believe he had a bad drinking problem.

I’m only kidding, guys. I just find it funny to screw with people when everyone gets so upset when this guy’s name comes up.

Don’t worry, Irish fans. They’ll still be in the playoffs no matter how many games they lose.

It’s gonna be hilarious when he throws a perfect game. I won’t find out about it til after the fact because I won’t be watching, but it’ll still be funny to read the reactions.

Thought about going to tonight’s game. They want 30 bucks for 500 level seats. Get fucked. Not sure I’ll even make it to my third game this season. My apathy for this team knows no bounds.

We are such a hopeless fanbase that the team only being the second-worst team in the sport has people thinking we’ll be in the playoffs in two years.

Prepare to hit the snooze button.