Milkman delivers

Pitcher with legal issues and a shitty haircut - Check Seriously though, I like the idea another poster suggested in a different thread where a fan is chosen each game and announced like The Price Is Right.

He’s averaged 13 homers a season. That’s a pretty loose definition of slugger.

What’s his story?

Well, there goes that dream.

You don’t just flush away that kind of talent. Give him the rest of the season to pull them out of this nosedive.

Simpsons reference.

Let’s just say he’s sitting in the right chair.

Well, he’s already used to dealing with a lot of, uh…

The site was absolutely fire back then, as the kids say.

Gonna need some explaining on this one. Still memorialized in Buehrle>Wood’s avatar.

Honestly couldn’t recall for sure. It’s been so bad.

The “piece of s%*#” 2024 Chicago White Sox.

Wait, did one happen already that I’ve forgotten?

JR isn’t firing him until very near the end of the season at the earliest. It’s a lost season, he’s not making any more money regardless, and he’s not gonna pay a second manager.

When’s the first no-hitter gonna be thrown against the Sox? Perhaps a perfect game? I feel like multiple ones will happen at some point this season.

They probably got cut in spring training.

He knows as well as we do that nothing he does will make the team better (not that he has the ability anyway) and that he will never get a major league job again after this. I’m sure he’s just sitting back and cashing the checks as long as they keep coming.

A lot of that had to be against the Sox, though. They shouldn’t get too excited.

Oh, I can’t help you play better than Tiny Iota. That guy was great. (Please someone get this reference)

I guess I don’t have a good reason. I just don’t think they can have the worst record in all of baseball history. Just seems impossible.

The first one is in the bag. I still don’t think the second one is happening.

This way of thinking is what got Apollo Creed killed.

I’d say he answered it well enough. He took some blame for himself and admitted the team wasn’t put together to win. I’m happy to move past his time on the team and all the other players that were put together.

I went to school in the same building, but not the same school haha.