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I went to the 2002 Superbowl in New Orleans between the Patriots and Rams, and I thought there were some great bars, and most of them had "Absinthe" in their name. One night we walked it seemed for 15 minutes down Bourbon st and got to this bar that was the definition of Ye Olde Taverne. One bar I really want to visit before I die is the bar that inspired Cheers.

QUOTE(knightni @ Dec 1, 2006 -> 11:58 PM) Damn. She has a C-Section scar I think. Yep, thats most definitely a C-section scar. What kind of outfit was she even wearing anyways? Did she take off her pants/skirt while they were in the car? Or was she thinking "Im with Paris, the less the better"? Either way, she should (by now) be hyper-aware of the press and how they take every available angle and picture of her. These pictures should have "Ooops I did it again" playing along with them. This just about ruined Britney Spears completely for me. Wait, Im completely ruined now. And to answer the title question, no I am not saddened. This girl had her time in the limelight and decided she was gonna be a Mommy with a guy who was having kids with other people(at that time). You reap what you sow.

*shrug* I loved "Prison Mike". Especially when Jim asked him where he learned about prison life(internet, in the joint, ehh 50-50)

I work for JPMorgan Chase at Inbound Security and Fraud. ATMs are terrible, especially ATMs overseas. People hack them overseas and rip off unsuspecting victims and are never identified, people change PIN numbers on other peoples accounts and drain their accounts in a matter of minutes, its really bad. Of course, those very same People getting ripped off want their money, right now, when they want it, and dont want to wait.

"Atwhay oday ouyay inkthay boutay atthay, Ampay?" Andy singing falsetto while playing the banja at the end of the episode was freaking classic. And after watching this episode, Im not thinking that Karen and Jim are gonna last long.

QUOTE(Gregory Pratt @ Nov 30, 2006 -> 05:10 PM) My best friend is a Mariner fan/Cub fan and he still adores Freddy Garcia, re: Garcia's popularity with Mariner fans. I don't think Seattle has s*** for us unless it's Ichiro, and Ichiro ain't moving. You know, I dont know if I buy into that. I know that Nintendo-corp owns Seattle and they love Ichiro, but this is Ichiro's walk year, and I know he hasnt been too happy with the past couple of years in Seattle. Seattle is probably going to see if this team has a run in it, and if they dont, they will probably have to unload Ichiro so they at least get something in return for him besides draft picks. This doesnt mean that I think they are actively trying to trade him, but I dont think that he is unmovable. If the right deal came along, I think Bavasi would make a move

QUOTE(Jenksismyb**** @ Nov 30, 2006 -> 06:44 PM) Anyone ever play a game called Wetrix on the Dreamcast? I think it was a 10 dollar cheap-o I bought at a Wal-mart when I was bored one night. Ended up being of the greatest games for the short-lived console. Essentially it was tetris style where you build up walls to keep as much water (from rain) in as you could. I wish I still had it. It was a great game. I played a game just like that for N64. It may have been the N64 version of it, I cant remember though. It was real basic, with a 3D view of a green piece of land, and you had to build walls to keep up with how fast the rain was coming.

QUOTE(Gregory Pratt @ Nov 28, 2006 -> 05:52 AM) I dunno. Maybe I just wasn't paying enough attention during ESPN to the baseball season, but it seems like he doesn't get enough. Thats because his performance didnt match the hype last year. For the first two months of the season, it was "King Felix" this and "King Felix" that, but Felix had quite a mediocre year and the RoTY chants died down rather quickly.

QUOTE(SoxFan562004 @ Nov 22, 2006 -> 10:45 AM) I was glancing at the papers and saw a few times that Hendry was suprised at how fast this deal came together. If I can read into that, it tells me that The Phills or Astros weren't in the ballpark for years, money, or no trade, and Soriano's agent jumped at the offer while it was there. LOL, I saw that too. As if Soriano would go bargaining around after that offer got accepted . I think the conversation went something like this: Hendry "So what kind of deal are you guys looking for in length and money?" Soriano's Agent "Well, we were really looking in the area of 8 years 136 million right now, I know you guys are looking for more of an OBP guy who walks more, but I think my client...." Hendry "Ok" Soriano's Agent "OK?" Hendry "Sure" Soriano's agent "Send over the contract. We will sign it this minute" Hendry "No problem, Im faxing it right now. I had a contract already drawn up, all I had to do was enter in the years and amount. Its just like writing a check." Soriano's agent, stifling a laugh "Its been a pleasure working with you, Jim. You really know how to make a man happy" Hendry "You know what? Kerry Wood's agent told me that just the other day. That really makes me feel good. Thank you" Soriano's agent "We will sign this and send it back to you ASAP. Thanks again, Jim"(the sound of high fives in the background) Hendry "No, really, thank you. Goodbye" -hangs up the phone- Hendry "Wow, that really came together fast!"

http://www.cracked.com/index.php?name=News...03&pageid=1 Dave Cambell is a quirky comic book reviewer/blogger who I tend to read here and there on his blog daveslongbox.blogspot.com. He was talking about his article for Cracked! magazine, and I thought some of you might enjoy this, I know I did.

QUOTE(Soxy @ Nov 20, 2006 -> 09:19 AM) Read people! He and Stephen Merchant (who I think might actually be the funnier one) are writing Nov 30th's episode. Well why would I do that when i can get you to tell me again?

QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Nov 20, 2006 -> 08:38 AM) I loved Kelly bringing Jim up to speed on "her life". I love the possibilities of the cantankerous Stanley for the future epidoes. He's easily one of my faves. I also am expecting to see some great Ryan/Jim battles. I bet Pam starts dating Ryan. Great news about Gervais!!! Whats the news? Is he going to be a big part of the show?

Did anyone see whenMarvin Harrison dropped a pass late in the 4th quarter and it was called a catch, and the replay upheld the catch? I dont know what those refs were looking at, that ball clearly hit the ground and bounced up into Harrisons arms. Its a moot point since the Colts lost anyways, but it was really obvious that Harrison lost the ball.

QUOTE(KevHead0881 @ Nov 19, 2006 -> 01:22 AM) Andy: "I'm always a step ahead. I'm like a carpenter...who works on stairs." By the way, is it just me or has Creed been extra freaky this season? His reaction to the woman using the breast pump had me rolling on the floor. "Right place at the right time." I think Creed had his coming out show during the finale of season two, when he bragged about being a kleptomaniac and for the rest of the show was shown stealing various strange things. He has been in the background doing some hilarious things ever since.

QUOTE(AssHatSoxFan @ Nov 17, 2006 -> 07:59 AM) you're an idiot LOL, I read this quickly and I was like "What the heck? What a jerk!" Then I remembered the comeback match that Andy and Dwight had. Phenomenal What were their respective titles? Regional assistant manager and Regional Director of Managers? "Watch a movie, the director always comes first. Do you watch movies?" "I watch movies. I have seen over 240 of them"

Andy vs Dwight will be epic. I think it is going to be even better than the Pam/Jim/other girl (Karen?) mess.

QUOTE(Heads22 @ Nov 16, 2006 -> 09:06 PM) The space comes after punctuation, not before it. I just can't get past it, sorry. LOL, I think the exact same thing everytime I read one of his posts. They are unique, however. I'm gonna st.art putting periods wherever I want to as well

I remember watching Frank drill a high fastball off of the centerfield resteraunt window in the skydome. But I totally concur, seeing Thomas in Blue and White will be odd indeed. I will have to say I will be quite surprised to see him leave Oakland though, there was nothing but a huge lovefest between Thomas and Oakland and Billy Beane in the last couple months of the season.

QUOTE(Jordan4life_2006 @ Nov 13, 2006 -> 08:05 PM) If only it were that simple. Guys like Joe Crede and Jon Garland "sucked a lot at baseball," too, their first year. Somethin' is clearly going on with Anderson that hasn't been made public yet. you also have to think that heightened organizational expectations have changed the evaluational process on BA. Garland and Crede werent replacing players who were integral parts of the previous season World Series team. They had less pressure on them to grow and mature, and Garland and Crede took plenty of time to develop. The organization wants titles now, and if BA's maturization process into the major leagues is going to prevent the current core from competing for a world series, then I think they are going to go another direction. QUOTE(GreatScott82 @ Nov 13, 2006 -> 08:16 PM) You also have to take in account that both Crede and Garland had much more slack because at that period in time in their development the White Sox were just trying to compete for the division. Its different for Anderson because they plugged him in at CF on a defending championship team. The fact of the matter is after 2007, nobody knows what direction the White Sox will go. With multiple players heading into free agency after the 2007 season, KW and JR both know they need to be as strong as possible for THIS season. This is why IMO we are hearing talks about getting Rowand back or possibly a new CF. I'm not saying BA won't be a good player in this league one day, its just that KW is probably worried that the one day might not be in 2007. Ha, similar thought, different delivery.

I love when Michael and Dwight found out that Scranton wasnt closing and Stamford was. "Oh my god, Michael, We are staying open and Stamford is closing!" "We did it? We Did it! We did it! (waves his hand towards the house) In your face" (Dwight and Michael hug and chest bump" Slight pause "How did we do it. What did we do?" "I have no idea. I dont get it. " And the daggers are gonna fly between Pam and the "other" girl. Jim is gonna have a mess on his hands soon. Im wondering if there will be a problem between Dwight and the other wierd guy in the Stamford office over who is the most weird. (there was an episode of Newsradio where French Stewart was a temp and Andy Dick and French Stewart tried to "outwierd" each other, it was great)

Because his son was not playing defense. http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/conte...6110301819.html Unreal. They want to change this guys mind. Me? I would be demanding a new commissioner. I wouldnt want my kid playing in a league where the commissioner decides who plays when and where.

Man, the WWE has no good feuds going right now in any show, so they throw all of their stars in a ring with no rhyme or reason and tell them to throw each other around. The show is really rotten right now, there isnt anything really interesting in any show. Yet, I cannot stop watching and I still think TNA is worse in the feuds dept(they need time limits on thir promos, Jarrett is the most boring human alive with a mic in his hand). So for no reason whatsoever I watch WWE waiting for something cool to happen. Bischoff was nice to see, getting his face stuck in the bananahammock-mans ass was crazy/awful/hilarious/sick and perverted.

Kevin Federline just cut the worst promo I have ever seen. Unreal, the WWE is using K-Fed to try to boost ratings...

QUOTE(SnB @ Nov 6, 2006 -> 08:14 PM) the actor who plays ryan is one of the main writers on the show. The actress who plays kelly has done a few. The actor who plays toby is also a writer or something of the sorts. Ryan also had a big part in the first or second season of "Punk'd" IIRC

QUOTE(Soxy @ Nov 4, 2006 -> 08:02 PM) I almost died when Ed Helms and Jim started singing the Indigo Girls. That cracked me up. I thought they were singing the Cardigans