Steve9347

Thome keeps on chugging at 38. What a monster.

QUOTE (YASNY @ Jun 2, 2009 -> 08:18 AM) Josh needs to follow CQ's example and practice his swing "everywhere". In that commercial, Josh Fields is the most uncomfortable, awkward "actor" in the history of the universe.

Please bring it back.

QUOTE (knightni @ Jun 1, 2009 -> 09:53 PM) I'd like to see: Getz 2B Beckham 3B Thome DH Dye RF Konerko 1B Ramirez CF Pierzynski C Fields LF Nix SS Why teh f*** would you not have Scotty leading off, given how he's produced.

WHITE SOX WINNER!!! .500!!!! WE LOOK LEGIT!!!

It's really sick how good Beckham should be. I'm trying to temper expectations, but the f***er is hitting .467 in AAA. It's like he's playing high school ball.

QUOTE (fathom @ Jun 1, 2009 -> 09:44 PM) It's crazy how often I forget we're missing Quentin in this lineup. Last year down the stretch, we probably mentioned it every inning. Hey, I hate to say "I told y'alls" but back when the Rockies released Pods (days after he lit us up in Spring Training) I said he looked damn good and we should give him a shot. Just like in 2005, seriously, no green on purpose... Pods is what is making our offense work. I hope they can massage his groin and hamstrings enough, because when he's right, we're a good offense.

QUOTE (Chet Kincaid @ Jun 1, 2009 -> 09:42 PM) How would you guys feel about trading Alexi Ramirez, Josh Fields and a prospect for Matt Cain? I'd s*** all over myself with happiness. But it's not going to happen.

QUOTE (fathom @ Jun 1, 2009 -> 09:41 PM) You know there's people out there that think that way. That's what made the comedy comedy.

Nix wit da eye.

QUOTE (fathom @ Jun 1, 2009 -> 09:40 PM) Josh Fields played over Wilson Betemit when he couldn't hit anything....that was enough to end any questions about Ozzie's favoritism. It was a joke, bro. But seriously, f*** Dewayne Wise.

QUOTE (Heads22 @ Jun 1, 2009 -> 09:39 PM) OZZIE GUILLEN DOESN'T CARE ABOUT WHITE PEOPLE

HEY OZZIE BRIAN ANDERSON IS OUR BEST CENTERFIELDER I KNOW WE'RE WINNING BUT I'M STILL PISSED DEWAYNE WISE WAS IN THE STARTING LINEUP TONIGHT. you racist.

Go away please, Josh Fields. Gordon Beckham please.

QUOTE (fathom @ Jun 1, 2009 -> 09:28 PM) Jairo Garcia and Wilson Betemit in the same game? That's a High Heat 2003 player's dream. Speaking of "high heat", AJ can't lay off of it tonight.

HEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES HEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEES

Come on Jim...

I hate ozzie for starting Wise over BA.

I bet you $5 Pods gets on base 3 times tonight.

QUOTE (Chisoxfn @ May 30, 2009 -> 04:25 PM) Steve, how did you get it for free? Sorry, just noticed this. I found a reason to complain to Comcast (really had to search hard) and said I'd cancel and go with DirecTV if they didn't show me some sign that they appreciate me as a customer. I then demanded it for free, and sure enough they comped the whole damn season.

QUOTE (fathom @ Jun 1, 2009 -> 05:56 PM) And here is the dumbest thing to ever be said. According to Cubs ass kisser Paul Sullivan (on ESPN 1000), the reason Peavy and Oswalt didn't want to pitch in the AL Central for the Sox is possibly because the other teams in the AL Central play in bland cities (Detroit, Minnesota, Cleveland, KC). Thus, that's why they'd rather play for the Cubs and travel to the beautiful cities of St. Louis, Pittsburgh, Cincinnati, and Milwaukee. I hate the idiot Cubdom of this town.

QUOTE (BearSox @ Jun 1, 2009 -> 04:57 PM) I'm destined to get scout seats one day.

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Jun 1, 2009 -> 03:49 PM) Tiger Woods? fail

LeBron showed he's a huge b**** with his actions, and I love it.

QUOTE (kyyle23 @ May 30, 2009 -> 11:04 AM) I bought it yesterday for my belated b-day present. It is just as awesome as you remember it. But damn does my arm/shoulder hurt right now edit: Nintendo is making me remember all of the character tendencies that used to drive me insane when I was a kid, aka Bald Bull with his charge attack(gotta time the stomach punch), and right now Super Macho Man is driving me nuts, he throws two short jabs when he is in trouble and it always throws me off his pattern. I'll have to pick it up today. I looooved Punch-Out.