Felix

QUOTE (Texsox @ May 10, 2008 -> 08:31 AM) Being under the influence of anything from a stiff dick to heroin involves risks.

QUOTE (BigSqwert @ May 10, 2008 -> 08:05 AM) Baby Mama was disappointingly mediocre. The real question is how could you have expect anything else? That movie looked terrible, despite having Tina Fey.

QUOTE (Jordan4life @ May 10, 2008 -> 02:04 AM) Damn, Felix. You're cooler than I thought. We need to drink sometime. I'll wax your ass in a drinking contest. I'm sure you will. Windsor is much better than I remember though... A LOT better than Ron Diaz, which has been my drink as of late.

we cant let this thread ide mmmmm windsor... canadian whiskey,,, yummy, ith a chgaser,

Juan! I hardly knew thee!

Swisher is absolutely terrible right now. He needs to get his s*** together.

http://www.soxtalk.com/forums/index.php?autocom=chat I'm all alone

Prime example was yesterday, when Volquez threw 118 pitches despite being up 9-0.

QUOTE (rangercal @ May 8, 2008 -> 08:17 AM) But how can you go wrong with a 24 year old stud with a 1.06 era? Two words: Dusty Baker.

We didn't get shutout! Yeah!!!

Awesome hustle Q

No ground balls Paulie.

I'm in the chat all alone

QUOTE (Steve9347 @ May 6, 2008 -> 03:11 PM) They can't post them on Soxtalk, yet some people they think they are perfectly acceptable in to the open eyes of the press in the White Sox locker room? Note: this is in no way questioning your move, Jeremy, as they obviously shouldn't be posted here. I hope you aren't being serious. There's a huge difference between Soxtalk, which is an internet forum that some people browse from work where they could get in serious trouble for any sort of offensive image, and a locker room.

This was a joke, a way of keeping loose. I can't believe this thread has gone on for 16 pages (EDIT: 17 now, weeeeeee). I realize some people find this sort of thing offensive, but its a locker room. What do you expect to be in a locker room? Despite the claims of some, locker rooms are not the standard work place. There are different rules for locker rooms than there are for offices, so I don't see why they should be held to the same standards. Personally, I'm glad the locker room is loose enough where people can do this sort of thing, even when they're in the midst of a huge slump. I wouldn't want to be the fan of a team who runs a locker room where players can't joke around in ways that aren't always politically correct (*cough* Colorado Rockies *cough*)

QUOTE (fathom @ May 5, 2008 -> 11:42 PM) I must be the only one who's not excited that Uribe is going to be released. If we had a suitable replacement, that would be fine. However, seeing Ozuna and Ramirez there for another month isn't exactly an upgrade. I'd take Juan over Pablo any day of the week, and twice on Sundays, but he just isn't cutting it. I really hope we call Getz up, or something along those lines, because I'd really hate to see Ozuna and Ramirez splitting time there.

Even Farmer sounds sick and tired of this s***.

QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ May 5, 2008 -> 07:30 PM) Why is nobody ever in chat anymore? I was earlier and no one else was, so I left

I never expected anything out of Benson anyway, so I can't really consider him a bust. McNown gets the square.

Whoa.. we got Zaun out? Awesome job Javy.

QUOTE (fathom @ May 5, 2008 -> 07:18 PM) Maybe after the road trip is over, we'll see Owens or Wise or Fields called up, and Ramirez/Ozuna sent down. Finally! Ozuna has no right to be on this roster anymore, he's absolutely terrible at the plate and in the field with the exception of 2B and possibly 3B.

QUOTE (fathom @ May 5, 2008 -> 06:56 PM) Wasn't a big deal, but he didn't know there were 3 outs. Even Hawk yelled it out. Farmer mentioned it too (although he was of the opinion that OC didn't think he got the out).

Not a fan of Corona? Man, I'm a fan of it. Of course, it's much too expensive for me to ever drink.

QUOTE (Steve9347 @ May 5, 2008 -> 09:13 AM) WHAT THE FRENCH, TOAST? 14 posts too late, sir. QUOTE (Texsox @ May 5, 2008 -> 08:49 AM) BTW, I liked the Bud Light Lime the other day. Iced very cold, hanging out at the beach after doing a little surfing. As I explained to a beer purist that was with me, not everything has to taste like a beer. If I drink ice tea, I don't want it tasting like a beer, when I am in the mood for that particular taste, I'd order it again. Same as I jump around the beer aisle with different styles. Hell, I even drink michiladas, boiler makers, etc.