southsider2k5

And the ALCentral is even easier to beat.

I mean when the vast majority of the hitters are awful, you can't bench them all.

If this isn't a euphemism for the White Sox franchise, I don't know what is.

If Reese worked any deeper, we would have needed the George Carlin masterbation skit.

Reese cranking one out for his own benefit

Wait, I think I have another one in me.... LET REESE FINISH ON TOP!

Damn it Beavis, go home.

So is he calling his shots? Or is he actually aiming it? How's his control? OK, I'm done (that's what Reese said)

IT'S NATURAL I SWEAR!

Hey Ozzie, don't drive home tonight, get an Uber.

REESE!

Looks like 35,000 people took part

But other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?

Nah, you're probably right on.

While it is 10,000 feet under water.

Get rid od the comma... no more Benintendi

Again, no one is taking out loans for operations if they aren't running an operations deficit, and then that deficit adding up into debt.

But only if his trade value cratered first.

42 of 70 PAs were a three outcome AB, or 60%.

Probably right up there with the Tim Elko ticket surge.

To be fair, Hayes is always hurt. If you didn't plan for that, you didn't plan.

Dustin Harris we hardly knew ye

So they waited a day? lol, uh, ok.