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I wonder if they own the hitless wonders?

You missed the joke, but what else is new.

Let's hear your favorite moments of the Jared Kelenic era... err moment.

Come on Chris, dump Benny!

Winner

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The question is how much cheaper can you get Lackey for, and is the player you get for that savings making the overall package good enough to pass on Roch and the fact is is about as certain of a major league starter as exists in the draft.

I also wasn't caught badly mansplaining "incel", either

I did not have the game thread having old people defining young people terms on my bingo card.

How stupid do you think Sox fans are that they can't figure out how get get a whole 2.6 miles further north than they have been going for the last 125 years?

At worst this is a marriage of convenience that gets both parties what they really want, and I promise you, after Jerry almost moved the team in 1988, he is fine with moving the team two whole miles north.

And here is the craziest thought of all... if something is a brown site, why wouldn't you want it cleaned up and usable again? But then this whole thread has been one weird sense of one absurdity after another.

That is two falling knife prospects. What is the interest from Boston?

Again, how do you choose? Catcher or CF?

Say you get 5 peak years as a catcher, but 8 to 10 as a OF, how do you choose?

That would be the most south side thing to do, turn her into a cult hero, and put her to work at the stadium. Figure out a way to simulcast her heckling teams best OFs.

That's interesting. I suppose that you have to feel you can fix Castillo to make it work, as he has been AWFUL to start this year, and it doesn't seem to be injury related as his velos are steady to up, across his portfolio.

Eh, you can't teach someone to throw 99. You take chances on those guys hoping they can be fixed every time.

I said it over the winter when the arb hearing fell apart.

Aw poor Pete. That girl ruined him. [Sad Trombone]

Again, zero chance all four of them fight for the same position, at the same time. How longhave you watched baseball? It's the ultimate insanity in projecting out all prospects as successful.

They always spend with a few dollars of their cap. This is the one thing that the Sox do very exacting.

[Sad Trombone]

There is zero chance every single one of these guys succeeds to the point where they are fighting for the same positions. Zero.

You know it's very likely that this never happens. Almost certain in fact. Betting every prospect will hit their ceiling in the ultimate in self delusion.