Jack Parkman

I have a prediction that the Sox fanbase is going to loathe Baez even more than usual this year and going forward.

GO SOX!!!!!!

So he can get plunked by Rick Vaughn.

If the Sox finish in 3rd place I'd want Hahn's head on a silver platter and for them to just blow it up already. I don't think they're going to finish in 3rd place.

This is gold, gold I tell ya.....

That won't happen, Gio is pitching tomorrow.

I still want to be allowed to make negative comments when warranted but will try to tone it down a lot.

Yeah. Tell me if I'm being a fuck. My 2022 resolution is to not be a negative nancy and be a better poster.

I've also decided not to get concerned about Yoan until he's had 6 weeks worth of PA in the regular season.

Trying not to be chicken little anymore. I'd probably be more nervous than your average STer but not as nervous as otherwise.

Am I wrong to be nervous about the injuries+the Twins and Tigers getting better?

Hopefully this explains his poor spring. Sucks though. Obliques are a b**** for hitters and 3 weeks might be optimistic.

Sox Twins Tigers Guardians Royals flip KC and Cleveland if Ramirez gets traded

Colas is going to W/S. Vera is injured

88 wins, lose in ALDS to Houston again.

This move has made sense for far too long. Just Cueto isn't enough though, they should get one more guy. I will go to fg and bs to try to find some interesting pitchers they might be able to acquire

https://baseballsavant.mlb.com/savant-player/johnny-cueto-456501?stats=statcast-r-pitching-mlb Cueto had his best heater since 2016 last year.

I think Cueto has more in the tank than Santana did.

Should have put an asterisk about VV because if Katz is able to unlock him that's a huge deal.

Cueto is a better option than Keuchel and VV guys.

Cueto had a 4.05 FIP and was worth 1.5 fWAR last year. Not terrible.

It's not just the Sox. I've become that fan that asks the question "Does this move get my team closer to winning a championship?" and I've found that's a miserable way of being a fan.

A World Series? What are those? I forgot what those are.

I wish I could be hopeful but I look around me and all I see is hopeless bullshit, and a populace not willing to fight back.

Yeah no whacking off in public lol