Texsox

As I sit here contemplating the universe and our position in it (1st Place) my thoughts turned quickly to food and coffee. A quick trip to the local taquaria for a tacos huevos with pappas has me very content. I love a nice taco for breakfast.

Billy f***ing Botch. I don't hate him, this must be a nightmare season for him. But I really hate the way he has been pitching. I hate the way Jerry has played master tinkerer throughout this season. The bullpen woes aren't totally his making but some of his decisions have made the problems worse.

All I could think of during the 9th was If you want a job done right, do it yourself. Mark was the best closer we got last night

I am so glad Carl was in the game.

Better in August then May. Of course better in October then August.

If we had a Smoltz type closer it's simple. You trot Mark out and wait for the first sign of trouble. Then, if necessary, bring in the stud closer. Jerry has to be sitting there holding his breath hoping to not need the pen. I'm starting to feel a little sorry for the guy.

Nice looking up and not seeing Pena's ass. The key now is to not let up. Split the next two with the A's and things will look nice.

And the Magic 8-Ball says Carl!

Whenever JM goes to the bullpen I am reminded of Ol' Mother Hubbard. He ain't got a lot of choices in a tight division race. The plan was for Koch not Botch. The bullpen is probably the toughest area for the manager when it goes bad. Mistakes trying to get something settled usually result in blown games under a magnifying glass. I have a hard time being too critical with his handling of the pen, but some of his blunders have been inexplicable. Is he the worst manager in the majors? Probably not but I certainly feel the team is playing better than he is managing. KC is the opposite, Pena is managing better then they are playing.

One day when I was working in Mexico I was craving a MD but of course there wasn't any around. One of my co-workers suggested this weird looking redish drink. Man it was like letsdrink12cupsofcoffeeandstayawakeallnighttakingands*** that stuff was pure caffiene ahhh, much better.

You have two options: 1. Spend the money, get it cut out by a Podiatrist 2. Do it yourself! Basically get a very sharp ex-acto knife and cut away. While you laugh at option 2 if you let this go many more days, at some point you will actually consider it. The pain gets to be very nasty.

Barbara Bush

Queer Eye is my #1 favorite new comedy. I couldn't watch Boy Meets Boy very long, a little too much.

Not to declare him guilty or anything but in the back of my mind, when guys like Kobe or Tyson or even Hugh Grant gets in sex related trouble I wonder, couldn't he have walked into the bar and asked who wants to have sex with a rich, good looking, famous NBA player/actor/boxer? Hell if it works for Presidents I figure it has to work for other celebs.

Mostly overlooked in our KC series was Pena's bringing in Sweeney as inspiration for his team. It smelled of a B movie story line when Sweeney showed up in the club house after hitting a home run the night before. He said he could play in a day or two. Now it's looking like next week sometime. I have to admire the Royals they are trying every little trick, smoke and mirrors to keep winning. I don't know if Pena could manage long ball and our line up but would love to see him get a chance. Think he would jump after we dump JM this November?

LOL and crying. You are so right.

I'll take Alomar every day for the rest of this season. Think Met fans are a little pissed he didn't play this hard for them?

I'm liking the guy more and more every day. Could he clear waivers for a Mariotti for Poznanski trade? Hell with a name like Poznanski, he should be in Chicago.

At this moment in time, these boys couldn't douse a fire with a boot full of piss if the instruction were written on the heel. If Koch suddenly gets some movement on his fastball I could see him back in that role. If not it's a Marte Parte. Nothing like hanging our hat on that guy. I believe the phrase is achilles heel.

I happen to like the Astros. They play in Texas so I can actually see and or hear their games. Plus they play in the NL central with my 16th favorite NL MLB team.

f*** next year.

1) Who will win the series (CHW/OAK) (2 points)? CHW 2) Will Carlos Lee bat over .300 for the series (Y/N) (2 points)? No 3) How many errors will the Sox make (4 points)? 2 4) How many earned runs will Esteban Loaiza give up (4 points)? 4 5) How many hits will the Sox get off Mark Mulder (5 points)? 9 6) How many pitches will Jon Garland throw (I'll give five either way) (5 points)? JM's Magic 8 Ball says 93 7) Which Sox hitter will have the most walks (4 points)? R. Alomar 8) Will Magglio Ordonez have a multi-hit game (Y/N) (2 points)? Yes 9) Which team's starters will pitch more innings (CHW/OAK) (2 points)? Oak 10) Will Keith Foulke get a save (Y/N) (2 points)? No TIEBREAKER: Sox team batting average for the series .251

About 20 or so cities around the U.S. per year. ...and one in Canada!!! SO THERE!!! TAKE THAT!! BANG!!!!!!!!!! Speaking of Canada, did the Expos play any of their interleague games in Puerto Rico?

You gotta have two catchers and I like the balance we have at that position. Either way I think we have had solid major league catching most of the season. I do like Sandy's experience when we get down to that final week or two of the season.

That is not what the Magic 8 Ball said to JM. Or do we think he is using a Quiji board? Tarot cards?