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Getz is going to get sued by the University of Michigan for devaluing a degree from Ann Arbor...did they have Nicky Getz there to pose with him ala Ivanka? At this point I think Ashlyn Burger could/would do a better job running the White Sox.

Boyer Reifert or Merkin not running things a bit shocking...a going away "gift" to Benetti who's arguably much more likeable and at least identifiable compared to those three to the general public of Sox fans.

He had his second public brain freeze moment where an assistant had to rescue him from a media interview...just this week. About whether he would be running for Senate again in 2024 or 26 or whenever his term's up again.

This is where Hahn's intellectual foundation allowed him to skate through on autopilot. You'd get pretty much the exact same answers from a McKinsey consultant. He's probably dusting off that ol law degree right about now on the North Shore or wherever he lives. Gold Coast?

TIF TIF TIF and REIT's for all. No more capital gains taxes at least. Back to the Balanced Budget Amendment because he would never intentionally run the team at a loss for more than one year in a row.

At least not Feinstein...so he's just slightly more lucid. Would honestly rather let Munger and Buffett try their had at this at 93 and 98.

That sounds more like it would be directed at Hahn!

JR couldn't figure out which one to fire until he was left with no choice but to s%*# can both of them.

Jared and Ivanka vibes...

Dyson and Gore. Ride or die.

Because Haber was even less well prepared and respected...

Chris Getz in Ray Bans playing Candy Crush on his phone while the latest Tatis or Elly de la Cruz is flashing right by, outside of his field of vision...

Cows at least have the sense to cross to the other side of the road. At least usually.

Existing knowledge of the #30 system in baseball will magically lead to better results somehow. He's learned somehow what NOT to do to be awful...and will now do the opposite. And what, no mention of his time with the Royals that laid the groundwork for this oncoming fiasco?

Why not Carl Everett? He still denies the existence of dinosaurs.

For 1/4th the salary! More money/savings for JR and the BoD.

They definitely have to print off at least 100,000 of those and give them away to every fan who dares to enter GRF the rest of the season. My generation had MJ flying in from the free throw line with tongue out plastered on the walls...this generation will have Gen GetZ It!!! posters decorating bedrooms across Chicagoland.

Something of a David Caruso vibe going here as well...now that we dumped Crockett and Tubbs/Hahn & KW.

We did an exhaustive search of the two worst teams in one the worst divisions in MLB history lol! "Being so regularly incompetent at the big league level has blessed the Royals with the ability to consistently pick highly in the draft, and they have responded by pissing away their recent chances. They selected Asa Lacy fourth overall; his career ERA in the pros is 7.09 and he hasn’t pitched a single inning this year. They selected Frank Mozzicato seventh overall; he currently owns an 8.13 ERA in High-A and his fastball now barely clips 90 MPH. They selected Gavin Cross ninth overall; Cross has struggled all year at High-A and hasn’t played in weeks. They drafted Blake Mitchell eighth overall in a ridiculously risky draft move and, lo, he’s hitting .147 in short season ball while most college hitters ahead of him in pre-draft rankings are crushing High-A."

Looks like a promo for the next Kevin Costner series...or is he supposed to emit a Tom Cruise Risky Business/Top Gun "cool guy" vibe?

Why does the Chicago skyline in the Getz tweet look like the result of one of my students just being hired to create an Inception-esque vibe? Well...things are definitely going to be turned upside down. Just not sure if that's a bad or good thing here.

Not his firing?

Retire #17 immediately. Also Beckham's number.

There's no way in hell anyone in the fanbase is even relatively pacified at this point. Doubtless that many might be even angrier than before the Hahn and KW firings.