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I'm real worried. Scherzer can be unhittable with 10+ K stuff, but so can Liriano. This game could go either way, but Max has had some great starts lately.

QUOTE (Felix @ Sep 1, 2012 -> 12:33 AM) http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/z5as...n_on_parks_and/ This I read through all his responses (make sure to click the "more" button at the bottom, he answers more), and it's god damn hilarious. He also has an amazing vernacular and I honestly didn't understand a lot of words he used, but reading everything in Ron Swanson's voice was epic.

I met a gin-soaked barroom queen in Memphis She had a moist vagina she took the midnight train going anywhere I said train kept a-rollin' all night long Train kept a-rollin' all night long Train kept a-rollin' all night long Train kept a-rollin' all night long With a heave and a ho Well don't you know that's the sound of the men working on the chain gang Oh, Oh, these chains of love got a hold on me, yeah. One of these mornings the chain is gonna break Chain, chain, chain (Chain...chain...chain..) Chain of fools! Wise Men say only fools rush in You got no money, you got no car, you got no woman, and there you are Sittin' downtown in a railway station, one toke over the line I don't get angry when my Mom smokes pot, Hits the bottle and goes right to the rock She's so high, like Cleopatra, Joan of Arc or Aphrodite Dear mother can you hear me laughing? Mama, I just killed a man A bullet had found him, His blood ran as he cried, No money could save him , So he laid down and he died "Where'd ya get the gun, John?" Told him take off all his clothes and put your penis next to mine

QUOTE (Chicago White Sox @ Aug 31, 2012 -> 08:56 PM) Jesus f***ing Christ, we may get swept, but can we just play the damn games without the constan pessimism. Why do some of you even follow this team if all you ever want to do is predict doom and gloom. To be fair to myself and others from 15 minutes ago, knowing Matt Thornton is going to s*** down his leg and blow open a ball game is not "predicting doom and gloom", it's calling a spade a spade. That's about an easy a vegas bet you're ever going to see. So, don't count that moment as being pessimistic, that was being realistic.

QUOTE (chw42 @ Aug 31, 2012 -> 08:53 PM) Stop swinging at the splitter. God. A splitter is a b**** to lay off of. Those were nasty pitches.

QUOTE (JoeCoolMan24 @ Aug 31, 2012 -> 08:38 PM) Well this AB ought to be hilarious. Where does Young hit the double? Gapper or down the line? Seriously. It's sad that I'm not even surprised that I was this close with my prediction. So frustrating.

QUOTE (chw42 @ Aug 31, 2012 -> 08:39 PM) Did A.J. seriously call a fastball down and in to Young? Is he trying to throw the game? That's straight up suicidal. What's suicidal is bringing in Matt Thornton when no team is leading by least 6 or 7 runs. Matt Thornton is absolutely human garbage and should never be trusted with any sort of situation that has the slightest inkling of importance. I'd prefer if I never had to see his sorry ass again. Today is the last day for playoff-implicating roster changes. Cut this piece of s*** and find someone in the minor leagues who happen to wear a glove on his right hand.

I guess the answer was gapper. NICELY DONE MATT. f***ING NICE.

Well this AB ought to be hilarious. Where does Young hit the double? Gapper or down the line?

Nicely done Matt. You can't allow the 3-run HR if you throw it at his back fat.

Thornton is coming in? f*** f*** f*** f*** f***.

I've been here for...... EDIT: Almost 5 years now. So, since I was 17. However, I was at SSS since I was 14 I think, and I was posting on 2ksportforums since I was 11 or 12. HA!

Sox should be up about a touchdown right now.....this is pathetic.

Wow, that's awful Wise.....

QUOTE (ZoomSlowik @ Aug 30, 2012 -> 10:56 PM) I like the announcers' comment when they ran this highlight: if you're Towson, why do you tackle him? I was thinking the exact same thing. I'd just run right behind him, making sure he doesn't take a huge turn and go back the other way.

QUOTE (Noonskadoodle @ Aug 30, 2012 -> 10:57 PM) Peavy vs Fister Liriano vs Scherzer Sale vs Verlander Oh boy this should be fun. How in the hell are there still tickets available? That second game is either going to be really good, or a Tigers blowout.

Looks pretty terrible. And what the hell does "well Al" mean? I figured it was referring to some fake person named Al, but nearly every tweet starts with it.....

Didn't realize we had a Tigers GT here.....copy and pasted from MLB thread.... HAHAHAHA. How slow is Miggy? He just hit in to a game-ending DP on a ball that the Royals SS JUMPED OVER the runner, landed, and THEN threw to 1st and still got Cabrera. I thought when he didn't make the throw mid-air, he abandoned the throw, but then he lands, fires, and ends the game. Hilarious. And props to Lorenzo Cain for making a great diving catch in CF with 0 outs in the 9th and Austin Jackson on 1st.

HAHAHAHA. How slow is Miggy? He just hit in to a game-ending DP on a ball that the Royals SS JUMPED OVER the runner, landed, and THEN threw to 1st and still got Cabrera. I thought when he didn't make the throw mid-air, he abandoned the throw, but then he lands, fires, and ends the game. Hilarious. And props to Lorenzo Cain for making a great diving catch in CF with 0 outs in the 9th and Austin Jackson on 1st.

Ball State 1-0 with a 37-26 win over E. Michigan. We should move up from our ranking of #116! lol

Ball State tied 13-13 against Eastern Michigan right now. If anyone is interested for whatever reason, you can watch it on ESPN3.com http://espn.go.com/watchespn/player/_/sour...size/condensed/

Erik Johnson giving up a lot of hits, but he is keeping that K/BB ratio sexy.

If I were him, I would name my daughters, Lilly, Petunia, Rose, Violet, Daisy, Laurel, or Chrysanthemum.

This Teagarden dude is legit!! What's he hitting? Like .310 with 15-20 bombs?

Wow. What a marvelous 3 outs. Foul ball pop up, and 2 terrible strikeouts.