Paulie4Pres

No. It's his left adductor.

And of course Eloy is hurt again, so that's one less MLB caliber hitter in the lineup.

Post-game showing Eloy's highlight reel of hurting himself running to 1st. Holy f***....

I think we can all agree that this is one of the worst White Sox teams ever assembled. I say we have some fun with it. So, let's hear it. What records in futility can the Sox realistically chase this season? Consecutive losses to start a season? Least runs scored in a season? Most times swept in a season? Lowest team batting average? Most times striking out? Least number of walks? Most losses for a White Sox team? Most times shutout?

It might be May before they win their first game.

The first of MANY sweeps this team will experience.

Perhaps they finally figured out he's missing a heart.

Does Eloy EVER stretch? Like, ever???? I have never seen a man pull or tear so many muscles in my life. There are 50 and 60 year old men in beer league that are more durable than this guy. It's absurd.

The terrible swing or hurting himself just leaving the batter's box?

Eloy tweaks something....just jogging to 1st. Holy f*** is this guy insufferable.

Robot umps can't come soon enough.

The umps this year have been abysmal... What is up with these strike zones?

There's a difference between wishing death on someone, and realizing the world is probably a better place without them.

He's a billionaire who has somehow done more harm than good in his lifetime. His charitable donations are a fraction of what normal, every day, working class people donate... He's a greedy, vengeful, selfish, narcissistic piece of s%*#. He has stepped on people his entire life to elevate himself to where he is. But I'm sure the heavenly gates will just open right up for him when he's finally dead... right? I poured a nice bourbon when that racist, wife beating, nazi sympathizing piece of s%*# Bobby Hull died, too. I guess that makes me trash as well.

So your contention is that the Blackhawks are a racist organization, and that's why Akim Aliu never made it? Do you have any idea how many minorities(African-Americans specifically) have played for the Hawks over that time frame? Not a single one has ever experienced this so-called racism? Lol. Akim Aliu's career was derailed by his stupidity and lack of hockey ability. Nothing more. He's always been a headcase. The guy never put up more than 20 points at any professional level, despite playing all over the world, and that was in the ECHL... P.S. Bill Peters is a piece of s%*#, but he hasn't been with the Blackhawks organization for almost 15 years...

If the ethnicity in question doesn't consider something racist, why should anyone else? Who are you to decide what is racist on behalf of another ethnic group? Very presumptive of you. Some native Americans believe the Blackhawks logo should be changed, but most do not... How the hell is it racist?

This is fucking clownshoes. Are you Native American? Because that's the only group whose opinion matters on the logo.

I will probably smoke a cigar the day he dies. Not in his honor, but in celebration. He's been a fucking curse on this organization for the duration of his ownership.

MLB record for being shutout is 33. I think that's attainable. Fewest runs scored in a season is 372. That's a tough one.... but if anyone can do it, this collection of stiffs can.

Ok Chris.

He also assembled the bottom of the lineup that didn't even come close to getting a hit today...

Lighten up, everyone. We could be watching history this season. What's the record for most times a team has been shutout? How about least runs scored in a season? These are very attainable records...

Was the announcer given a list of organizational talking points? Jesus. He's basically just spewing propaganda.

Good starters? Lol

This team will be lucky to have 5 guys that hit the Mendoza line...