Jerksticks

Right. Everybody knows the numbers. Our staff knows more about everything than us

I think you give the vet a chance to finish his inning. Didn’t work. What’s the big deal?

Here for the piping hot TLR-disease taeks.

It’s nice being back to having the most talent in the league

So what’s Eloys OPS over the 2 games?

It’s like 6 people to Kevin Bacon. Adding Robert gets to TLR sucks in 2 moves

I know. I thought for sure by now the team would be calling TLR “Mr. Racist Beer Cans”. So many people went full priss about the hire- they were all so sure the clubhouse would hate him. It was guaranteed. How the hell could Goodwin be having fun? I just don’t get it.

Didn’t watch. Looks like the ending was super exciting from the box score. That’s all you can ask for as a fan- shame I missed it!

But dude. Everybody gets it. Saying the offense needs to get their shit together is like saying water is wet

I think in your blazing hatred here you’re actually making the point for the LaRussians, no?

What are we protecting him from? I thought the Sox are pretty rigid about not rushing people back from major injuries. If they are playing it means they are ready to go full out.

Wow that seems like a nice leaderboard to pack!

He’s gotta be wondering every day too.

?Those game threads are just going to be full of grown men embarrassing themselves. The carnage will be epic.

Phrasing

I get it. You’re a nervous-type guy, right? This might help- the Sox are going to lose…probably AT LEAST 20 more games these next 2 months. Gotta be able to handle that. And keep in mind they are going to want guys fresh for October. Brace for some weird lineups and some Lamberts

I bet that was a fun game to be at

Anybody know how to watch CSN post game out of market? I’d be happy to pay. Can I get a cable subscription without an address?

I bet Tepera was nervous as hell coming to the new team. Big deal

Biiiiiiig boy pants there.

Fuck Yu Chang whoever the hell this is. Sit him down Ruzee

Yes but we are probably the only team with a dominant rotation for what, 30-40M? And the best rotation in the league arguably. LOL that’s laughable. Why can’t that surplus be blasted into a shutdown bullpen? I think this was the absolute smartest use of cash/prospects at just the right time.

No this is what teams that don’t have the White Sox’ overall talent do. Dude even with all the injuries we probably still have more fWAR than the Dodgers or Padres. I haven’t checked in a while but I bet it’s close…and that’s all while missing 40 HRs and our bullpen acting up

Tis America

Or just keep it to yourself now that you’ve made your point?