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Sox fans are loyal, but finicky. We only show up if the team tries.

attendance is getting ruined as well

I can get on board with this. I think I gagged after seeing "Jerry's boys don't quit" on here somewhere.

Will is the first manager since Ricky to earn the "[____]'s boys don't quit"

Insane turnaround. Keep it up.

Bro you jinxed him.

Mune gonna have so much ground to make up

To quote @Y2Jimmy0 : Draft shortstops.

Ball go far, team go far.

Hanser Alberto misplayed a ball so badly that it led to TA getting hurt. The Sox rushed TA back because they only had a winning record when he played. Then everything fell apart. Edit: Here's the clip. https://www.mlb.com/news/tim-anderson-injures-knee-on-close-play-at-third

I would legitimately not have been able to identify him.

Can Roch do it on a cold night in Stoke?

You need both the Pope and Mune. Also for those unfamiliar (sound warning):

A Cuban doing TA's bat flip? About to spook some people off Vargas. Can't trade Mune. With him we have the power of God and anime on our side.

I was upset until reading your comment made me realize that yeah, this isn't the worst that could happen.

Presumably go about my day.

Gonzo is gonna hit so many bombs at the new stadium that Tray won't know what to do.

Southpaw looks like he just got woken up from a nap lmao. What is he wearing?

That works. Good s%*# Vargas.

Rikku heard y'all talking s%*#

Tristan Peters is the honestly the top of player that makes me slowly change my opinion on Betz. Such a crazy good pick up.

Before anyone says Benintendi is hitting well lately: He's got .148/.148/.333 over his last 7 and .204/.273/.600 over his last 15. For a guy that's played 3 innings of defense all years, that's horrible.

Call him up in the summer when The Cell turns into a bandbox. His away OPS is above league average.

Unrelated, but Charlotte's stadium has such a great outfield skyline.