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There's a big difference between aloof and introverted. Also, for when Colson comes up: when I saw the Dash play in Brooklyn, he and Ellis basically spent entire games next to each other in the dugout.

If Ellis can slow down mentally, he'll be so much fun in the Billy Hamilton role. Bonus if he learns to hit MLB pitching. And gets a non-Pedro manager.

Move over Shohei

Don't worry, neither can Maldonado

#VoteMaldy #ExtendPedro "GetzItDone

Once upon a time, Stiever was a SP prospect

Also, are we settling on Julkmania or The Incredible Julks

Whenever we see both Lee and Maldonado in the lineup, I wonder if it's a mandate from Getz to play Maldonado or if Pedro is just that stupid. Or both.

It's Thorpin' time

Well, according to Harold, pitchers love Maldonado. I only care about Crochet and Fedde, here's who caught them. Crochet: Lee - 8, Maldonado - 7 (including his 3 worst starts of the season). Lee has caught his last 6 starts. Fedde: Lee - 9, Malonado - 5

We have unlocked Maldonado's presence.

Pedro has this uncanny ability to make pitching changes at least 3 batters too late.

Lol

2 Fast 2 Vaughn

Ball go far...?

Stepped out, decided to rewind to see how the Sox scored. I just saw Robert at-bats, one on and figured it'd be a homer. I was not ready.

The Chicago Hijos

You're carrying a pool for Getz here. Getz said the culture starts with him and he leads with that he doesn't like the team. Would you like it if your boss said he didn't like your team? Would it boost morale? s%*# talking the AL Central is a dumb, unforced error. Bannister is giving dividends so far. Barfield we'll wait on that, because right now we know that he picked Fletcher over McCarthy. He spoke about how he'd build a great defensive juggernaut that'd pull pitchers in. They're the worst defensive team. "Getz is like a mouse who got devoured by the snake in a cage," is a real weird way to say "accepted a promotion that he didn't deserve based on his previous performance." Sure, we'd all do that, but if he was a "mouse" he wouldn't have been talking with such bravado. He's a dog that caught the wheel, not a mouse.

Bannister is so good his improvement of Sox pitchers transcends time and space.

If for some awful/stupid reason Lee wasn't available to catch, I'd rather have Danny Mendick (as the emergency catcher) pinch hit for Maldonado than have Maldonado hit.

Well, Paul DeJong isn't married to Rosario Dawson. There's the problem.

I often think of this quote about Eckstein from JR He could field. We know cause dreaded analytics loved him defensively in Anaheim. Also...he could hit? I wonder what David Eckstein thought about catching random strays. David Eckstein is literally married to a Star Wars character. Lucas' wife supposedly owns a sizable chunk of the team. Fucking embrace Star Wars, Jerry. That means embrace technology.

This will also surely rustle the jimmies

Everyone knows that it's great for culture when the GM says "I don't like our team" and then assembles the worst fielding team in the majors, the worst offensive team in the majors, and the 28th worst pitching team. All while on track to be the worst team in history. Edit: And he did all this while s%*# talking the division that proceeds to whoop their ass.