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Josh Hart got a lotto-protected first + Cam Reddish and filler. Jae Crowder, who hasn't played, just got 5 second rounders. This is so frustrating because you know that Drummond (the one Bull I can see being moved), Caruso, DDR, LaVine and Vuc could all (probably) bring back good packages in this era of overpays post-PG

You mean this doesn't set the tone?

Meanwhile, I love Robin Lopez:

From Wes Kath's write up: Thank's Lunhow-Manfred!

If you can stagger them, might as well try it. Maybe Billy is the one coach who can get through to him? Yes, I know that's asking a lot.

In a seller's market with a parts they could actually sell off, the Bulls are apparently gonna stand pat cause sure, why the f*** not? Meanwhile, KD once again spurns the hard road and Kyrie is letting the crazy out right away in Dallas.

I asked it to write a 2023 White Sox puff piece and, well...Merk is safe.

This will be fun to watch

Last year we were projected AL favorites.

That being said - I am all about taking advantage of the Nets dysfunction and dangling DDR or Zach in front of them as part of a 3 team trade.

I mean, there's crazy and then there's anti-Semitic (hence why JR will never greenlight it), spouting other conspiracies and bailing on the team for lengthy periods of time cause you feel like it.

JR rightfully would never greenlight a trade for Kyrie.

At least we have the... Bears #1 draft pick?

Embarrassment that they didn't retire #13 during that game. Everyone was there.

Kade McClure to the Giants for Gregory Santos.

Please put this sad team out of their misery.

The obvious answer is it's just the Chicago weather.

I have no idea where to place this other than in response to this.

"The Andrew Benintendi signing is good" feels so snarky that I love it

We solve AJ's problem with a new attraction. An area of the 500 deck will be turned into a giant helicopter. It'll take suburbanites home after the game. Piloted by their White Sox personality of choice. Free food during the ride if they win.

AJ' suburban stadium would be known as the Jizz Home, obviously.

why does it not say "CHAZ JIZZ" on the box

In conjunction with the thread title, I believe this means you think a suburban stadium is stupid.

Question: "Ways to improve Guaranteed Rate" AJ's Cousin: "Obvious solution is move to Arlington Park!"