Quin

What a way to put a nail in the coffin that is this season.

"that stupid asshole" - Fathom discussing Straw.

Seby is doing his damndest to frame these my god.

bro Diekman

God damnit Diekman.

Apparently Kelly is the best Sox reliever against Cleveland this year, but of course he's away at the moment. That being said, he's on family medical leave, so hopefully his family is ok.

I'd take a Mt. Eloy eruption right now.

M-V-PITO BABY

C'mon Yoan.

I'd rather not.

Naylor joining Nick Punto in the pantheon of Sox killers.

Yoan! Now avoid the Manfred runner!

If our OF next year is: LF / DH: Eloy/Vaughn CF: Robert RF: Colas 4th OF: Pollock I don't dread it too much if Colas is the dude he's shown that he can be this year. The ceiling is so high, I just worry about health.

God it just fucking hung there

ELVIS

That was not it

Let's get a ground ball double play.

Luis do it again, but a little to the right.

Just like we drew it up!

WOO

To be fair you also said we wouldn't be playing baseball until 2023.

Unless the Sox sign a RF, I think Colas will displace Sheets / Pollock rather quickly.

If Yaz gives us one legitimate bat drop this series, Sox go to the playoffs.

we have a river that catches on fire - City of Cleveland

Inexplicably, the Sox got 6 off of him earlier in the year. Once you factor in Elvis' arrival, Second Half Eloy, and the Cairo Effect, I expect we'll have at least a dozen.