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Is @LionsInTexas suddenly a White Sox Twitter fanfic?

I cannot tell who is spelling "Corlas" on purpose anymore.

Well, the alternative is Leury Garcia.

Carlos Perez gang rise up @bmags

f*** Brett Myers and f*** Trevor Bauer.

Give me a Profar / Drury type that won't block Colas by playing both infield and outfield.

Chaos.

Lord, we could probably get Madrigal for Joe Kelly right now.

Yankees fans also booed Judge. They're a tough crowd.

God I love things like this.

If it were reversed, it'd be that the Sox went with the cheapskate move.

I cannot take a month of Gavin Sheets in right field.

I'll be damned, they signed someone. Still need a RF. Sucks Gallo is off the board.

Some defensive stats (UZR and DRS - @Jose Abreu, you asked for some stats) love him, even if he doesn't have a great arm (I'll always think of that horrendous throw he had where he still got a Sox runner thanks to Super Joe). Career slash of .279/.351/.734. Strikes out, but not too much. He's a whelming player.

The thing with Benintendi is that he's the type of guy the White Sox fail to get all the time - a stable dude that is sometimes excellent.

For what it's worth, if you place a URL of a gif it will auto embed, similar to a tweet. This won't use up a quota.

If this happens:

Fegan's piece isn't joking about the curve. When I saw him live against the Cyclones, he was feasting on them with that.

The fun thing is they could have offer Rodon something like 5/$100M last season and already would have had one year of elite pitching on the books.

Even though he no longer owns Star Wars, George Lucas would make Star Wars night so much fun.

Depressingly, finding a backup first baseman was pretty much impossible, because they're all playing OF for the current team. The rest of them suck too much or are out of the league.

Thought about Heuer, but he was not doing hot in 2021 before his injury. Also before anyone brings up Madrigal - thought about him. Nah.

Oh snap, good call. Knew I forgot someone for the bullpen. Which, any doubt I had about the ex-Sox is gone. Abreu/Tatis/Semien + starting rotation + bullpen is too much.

I want to make fun of this, but since he was already here....eh?

Man, I almost had Nomar Mazara on the roster. Then I remembered AJ Pollock technically counts.