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"The soreness will escalate" is also a good 2022 White Sox slogan.

But their main export is crippling depression.

Something something right where want em

I love that this thread has people listing Ed Walsh — rightfully so, mind you — and then you have Caulfield mentioning noted not-right handers Buehrle, Sale, Rodon, and Pierce.

Sweet Lord.

I do wonder if we'll start seeing more pitchouts as a result.

I'm here for the shortstop blitz.

While a lot of people are down on this roster, the interactions should be great. Hoping Taskmaster is given a personality. Also hoping they add Abomination and are sitting on his reveal because of She-Hulk spoilers: Would also love to see Justin Hammer somehow connected. If they add those two this roster goes from Good to Amazing.

Escape the Keuchole and we really take off.

All my friends that are fans of the Cardinals didn't like the DH. They have greatly changed their minds.

I'm terrified Tony will come back and we'll immediately see inane bullshit like: SS: Andrus / Leury / Romy 2B: Harrison / Leury / Romy 3B: Moncada / Harrison / Romy RF: Sheets / Leury Then when Anderson is back: SS: Anderson / Andrus / Leury 2B: Harrison / Andrus/ Leury 3B: Moncada / Harrison / Leury RF: Leury / Sheets Romy sent down.

We're clearly that confident in the offense now.

1) I'm so glad to see Trayce Thompson thriving after he bounced around for so many years. 2) Holy s%*#, Trayce Thompson is 31-years-old now. 3) What the f*** is the Padres' catcher wearing. I get it vibes with their Miami-esque City Connect jerseys, but he's probably blinding their pitcher.

The runs scored in that span: 7, 4, 7, 4, 13, 1, 3, 0, 9, 14, 5 Average of 6.09 runs per game.

Beckham is definitely projecting "this is some bullshit, but I'll take it" vibes. I'm kinda here for it.

ELVIS' REVENGE TOUR

AYYYY YO ROMY IS MY HOMIE

I mean, if your bar is a Hall of Famer that would be baseballs all time hits leader if he came over earlier and a guy whose only plausible comparison is Babe Ruth, I don't know what you're expecting. And since you're going back to Ichiro, we can include Iguchi in this thread and be done with it. The Sox still should be more active in the Asian market and just hire @Eminor3rd, but you've got your answer.

3 IP, 2 R (0 ER), 5 BB, 1K I do not understand this dude.

Good luck charm

what the f***

To be fair, he's at Mayo Clinic, which is where I'd go to have my heart looked at, especially if it was my personal doctors. That being said, if it was bad enough that I needed to see doctors at Mayo Clinic, I'd stop doing the fucking activity that made it a concern.

Jay Cuda and happy stats ... what is this?

Neon Moncada returns!

Damnit. I knew it was in there somewhere but couldn't figure it out.