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A single tear descends down Yaz's face as he remembers the shift can no longer hurt him.

BENINTENDI SPEED

In my dreams, they worked out an Eloy/Jazz deal.

Oscar Colas sparks joy.

Sox fans: We are depressed Ozzie: f*** you, let me make it worse.

BURGER BOMB

Meanwhile, God damn Luis crushed that.

That was like half this board.

Cutch got too hype.

The rally has ended.

The rally has begun.

The Giants fan the broadcast keeps showing is actually our new outfielder.

My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.

All unnecessary discourse around that aside, Tatis cheated, then claimed it was ringworm, so, nah?

Hanser needs to bulk.

Joc with the all time sales attempt.

Seby Zavala can't be denied.

give my man his stolen base

Something something Eloy something something Wally Pipp

Didn't realize Jim Leyland's son was a manager in the org. That's fun.

After a roast like that, this is now the Kade McClure thread.

I know this isn't the point at all, but why is the "vs." circled we know they're playing the giants

More of a "let's just be happy for a moment" post than anything. Cause otherwise you'll just be angry unless your baseball team goes 162-0 with guys hitting .500 or better.

If they win every game where they have a negative walk differential, I'll allow it.