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Lmao, Bonds should get in the hall just for this.

Preller: "The money will (actually) be spent."

If you consider inflation, Albert Belle's deal would be 104,465,646.91 in today's money. So we should probably count out Jerry.

For what it's worth, I was including extensions. But considering half of the extensions the Sox signed are loaded with options, it'd still take a while.

Some quick napkin math, but... Since buying the Mets (2020), Cohen has added at least $866.65 million in guaranteed contracts to the team. I'm sure the Rangers, Phillies, and Padres over the last few years are similar (they're all $500M+). So anyone that thinks big contracts are prohibitive is full of s%*#.

Absolute clown s%*#

Nailed this one from downtown.

Disclaimer just in case: In no way am I being serious.

But what do they have to show for it other than a really cool World Series run?

Only 13 years

A true test of "what would you give for a ring."

Us? Divisive? Never.

Lord strike me down with these foodie accounts.

Alright, raise your hand if this is you. Edit: Upon clicking it, this is actually Ozzie Jr. - which makes me trust it less?

Since Cohen became owner, Mets have added at least $866.65 million in guaranteed money. To be a Mets fan.

Seemingly everyone but the White Sox is in on this, including the Padres and their 30 shortstops.

Hawk approves.

32?

You don't swallow your tongue during a seizure. It's a myth. They broke his tooth trying to prevent it.

Thank you. I was tired of this PB&J slander.

You're missing the part where we sign Yasiel Puig to fill in for Eloy. He is then convicted by the feds 10 days later.

2023 Season - Padres: Colas ROY, Giolito Top 5 Cy Young Voting, Crochet either stretched out into a starter or stabilizes the Padres bullpen, Montgomery ends year as #1 prospect. Face Jose Abreu in the World Series. White Sox: Tatis runs into Eloy Jimenez on a routine fly ball, both are out 6 months.

For maximum SoxTalk carnage: Back to the Sox for Montgomery, Colas, Crochet and Giolito.

Somehow I missed this and now my expectations are high and I'm prepared to be crushed after a foodie says we're trading for Devvers.

Oh let me try this. Sean Burke, Gavin Sheets and Jose Rodriguez for Gleyber Torres. Definitely not a 90% of the board thing, but there'd be celebrators.