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Abreu at 3.5 fWAR is the 3rd most valuable first baseman in the MLB (behind Freeman and Goldschmidt), most valuable in the AL.

Cites Jose's batting average, a statistic. Mentions "non-stat" people.

Montgomery, Colas, Ramos, Vera, Mena, Sosa, Schultz, and Palette is a pretty satisfying Top 8 considering where we started the year.

While Tatis Sr.'s comments have been Lavar level dumb in wake of Jr. getting popped for steroids, if Daniel Tatis is a good prospect, I don't care what his last name is, sign him.

@WeinoChi's Dad for manager.

I hope we get so much use out of this. Top tier meme.

Cascuedo

My takeaways:

Those motherfuckers did it.

I believe James has indicated as much in the past as well when talking about him and about how Paddy's got an in with the family (clearly). But you also have to imagine that at that age he can be flexible with his position.

Clearly, they hate Reese McGuire.

I go crazy if I don't have you, my personal disaster

do something cool Yoan

DA BESSSS

Stone, essentially: "I would like to see the Sox execute beer league softball level defense." (He actually said he just wants to see them execute a cutoff throw)

First glance: A tailor made double play! The Sox: Nah

Make Tony the team youth outreach coordinator.

I mean, yes.

I'm ready.

Quadratic Formula Chess

Soto for real pissed off the baseball gods.

Tatis would be a singles hitting second baseman/left fielder shuttling back and forth between Chicago and Charlotte because we can't cut Leury Garcia and he got in a fight with TLR about doing something cool on the field. TLR is a multiversal black hole that ruins all White Sox timelines.

Nah, bring up my man.

Is it safe to say the Tony La Russa hire is the all time worst move in franchise history?