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Little Foot jerseys would skyrocket. Our payroll would pretty much infinite. Also, once he fills out, our OF defense is set between Robert and Little Foot.

This is the dumbest sentence you've ever written on this site. "There's so much talent in the lineup assembled by the general manager, not even the general manager can screw up." There is this website, where you can stan Mr. False Medical Reports: https://madfriars.com/subscribers-forum/

Stealth Bomber Kenny returns, Sox land...Scherzer. Which is my way of saying I have no clue.

Woodruff

Yeah, she's attractive, but don't act like she doesn't get to voice her concerns about internet neckbeards objectifying her because they can't land a date or open an incognito browser. She's voice Squirrel Girl in several animated appearances and has done a good job as the character. It got shelved because Marvel Studios took over Marvel TV and eliminated all of the original television shows in favor of Disney+ shows.

I forgot Tebow was a baseball player and thought this was the equivalent of saying we traded for a football free agent.

But what if we hit 61 HRs

Abbreviated summer camp instead of full spring training, which has been fucking with pitchers His brief COVID trip to alternate site The fact that he had to take said trip Clevinger is big on talent, but he can still be a big, big risk.

Let's say Cease, Collins, Engel...and Kopech. How would we feel about that? Edit: Toss out Kopech and do Stiever + Dunning

So, what's the Sox equivalent of this?

And Sox would have had to pay a higher premium

I stand by my feelings that he would have been a grenade in the Sox clubhouse.

This season, he'd be our #3.

That better be an ace.

I want it to implode so badly.

For a brief moment I thought TA was about to make the wildest play ever

Jack, you are a see-saw my friend.

The risk-management in me says pull him, the meatball fan in me says let him run.

I feel like Clevinger could be a Swisher-level grenade in the clubhouse.

The music suggestions for Betts, Trout and Judge are grade A hysterical. Shocked they didn't mention Harry Caray.

Yes, but Rex Hudler is a moron.

If it was Rex Hudler, he believes the moon is a planet.

Part of me now wants Lynn, if only to deny the Padres.

Vaughn just feels like...such a misstep.

Alliterative names only.