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My fucking GOD.

The fate of Ron's thread hinges on this at bat.

"All of Roman's countrymen lending their hands" was a good line by Jason.

Another one of Greg's houses is lost to the winds of time.

Somehow, this game ends with a Luis Robert walk off. Don't ask me how we get there, it just happens.

Oh dear God, fire Ricky for this game.

The Phoducers.

God if this ain't accurate.

This was the most Sox thing ever.

and send people to the wrong thread

So 7 homers in less than a month. My goodness.

When did Robert get called up to Charlotte? My goodness.

BUT THE $40 HOT DOGS

They could literally just not give him a contract in a few months to do that.

At this point I'm convinced Ron is Abreu and it's how he gets himself out of slumps.

The money won't be spent.

hold up

It's insane seeing Eloy, Vaughn, Moncada, Adolfo, and Collins in the organization. Then realizing Robert might have the most power. THEN thinking about Moncada, Madrigal, and Anderson and that Robert is faster than everyone in the system than Beard. Dude was designed in a baseball lab.

Your thread and math are both terrible. Yes or yes?

Spoiler warning is a month after release.

Get decapitated by him?

The wording of this tweet is phenomenal.

As others have explained, a lot of it hit the IL. To be fair, Cashman is by far the best GM in the league.

Keep shit on topic, which is Stroman to Mets. If you wish to discuss something else, go to another thread.

That would give him the single greatest relief season of all time by such a wide margin that we'd be asking for a Chapman package +++