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Faster on the double plays. THE FATE OF THE KNOWN WORLD IS IN BALANCE.

HAWK MENTION.

Minnie Mimosa.

After Walton realized it was Trout (halfway around second), it was a decent HR call ?

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"Sandoval gets Tim out." "BUT WE'RE WINNING SO IT DOESN'T MATTER."

I was waiting for him to say four and blow Bill's mind wide open.

Nah, I follow him. Bill Walton is spewing a bunch of nonsense. When I took calculus, it seemed like a bunch of nonsense until I could understand it.

Bill isn't discussing analytics. I fail to see how this isn't your dream broadcast.

And it would publicly shame them.

Ok, but the umpire suggestion...isn't bad.

Assuming you meant to say basketball, remember, I said a stoned Hawk. You think he'd be explaining shooting forms and three second rules? But it'd be fun as shit to hear "YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD" for a random three pointer. My friends that are Cards fans are the ones who initially told me about it and they were absurdly excited to tune in, because they've wanted to hear Walton call a game for years.

Ding ding ding. Go to the reddit baseball board and fans from a bunch of other teams are jazzed to watch this. I'm pretty sure it's genuine. Imagine a stoned Hawk Harrelson calling basketball for the first time. He'd lose his shit every time someone hit a three, got fouled, or dunked.

This makes you and Bill Walton.

This is terrible in the absolute best way.

Video of the homer:

Last year when he signed with the Warriors, he turned down $40M from the Pelicans.

Farther than Eloy's moonshot.

The vet min with the warriors was not a good gamble.

How does he look big other than he's tall. And a clip of him in the field. Older, but still. He doesn't look big/destined for 1B right now.

Too much or too little yoga?

Fathom.

nah man that was a BOMB Use every tool at our disposal with the new board.

Hold up. He played the ball.

According to Forbes, here's where it started. So, he taught math at a prestigious private school in Manhattan. Hired by AG Barr's father (honestly, this is just a weird coincidence, not a conspiracy). Not mentioned above is that he didn't have a degree and was eventually fired. The whole read is fascinating: https://www.forbes.com/sites/lisettevoytko/2019/07/12/jeffrey-epsteins-dark-faade-finally-cracks/