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But hyperbole!

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I agree with GreenSox.

To not trust Twitter insiders, but close enough.

What did we learn this off-season?

My b. It's like being related to an aggressive, younger greg. On April Fool's I almost changed the world filter from Tatis to Voldemort. But now we have Elijah.

My brother has this super meatball approach: - Cooper should get the job for life because of 2005. I responded that that was 14 years ago and while there are wins (Sale, Quintana), there are big losses. He responds that that's on the pitchers. Also worth noting, my brother: - Thinks Ozzie got a raw deal by the team and would always welcome him back (his favorite player) - Thinks we shouldn't be made about Voldemort being traded by the team, because he was a 17-year-old at the time, you should always go for it, and we have Tim Anderson. Also, "prospects never pan out."

To save everyone time: http://m.mlb.com/prospects/2019?list=was

The most anyone offered was Fulmer and Hansen. Everyone is shitting on the idea of acquiring Mazara at all.

A factory powered by @ron883's dislike of watching Jose Abreu play for the White Sox.

All of Greg's houses.

The work on getting high schoolers was so clutch this year.

Remember when Luis had to leave a game to take a dump and Twitter insiders assured us he had a broken spine?

Fat thumbs man.

Yonder has a diamond club thread. Discuss there.

Speed is fun.

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To be fair, you also keep telling the entire board that Abreu is secretly 35.

Only one deadline this year fellas and it's coming fast. Post everything in this subforum.

My favorite part is none of them are the fastest player in the system.

And to be fair, Charlie Tilson missed a year after tearing his hamstring. I remember @ptatc's description was that it's basically like trying to glue two pasta noodles back together. Then after that he broke his foot.

Man, I don't think you needed to explain the Titanic was.

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Ok. Take TatisTalk to Diamond Club.

Discuss the Shields and Tatis trade. If this thread is simply bumped every time he has a good day, we have multiple Tatis threads in Diamond Club.

AA or the DL