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I hate this, but if they're gonna do it, make it risky: Golden batter outs are two outs (and they can carryover to the next inning or some nonsense). Skip Bananaball. Go full Blernsball.

This is A+ satire from WestEddy.

Absolutely GOAT level post.

The Dodgers are the New York Yankees of baseball with the way they make money. For the uninitiated: RDT_20241129_205602.mp4

I mean, let's give Getz credit: He did acquire a NLCS* MVP SS worth the largest contract in team history for Fedde and Pham. *Typed World Series, not NLCS

Lmao

The real plot twist will be TLR getting hired as head coach.

"We didn't execute."

Poles could have hired Harbaugh and avoided the hot seat. Instead, he now has to nail the first three picks. If he doesn't shore up both lines in FA and the draft, he's doomed.

Don't forget Washington!

Caleb is trying so hard to save Flus' job. Flus tells him: No.

Well duh. Rick Hahn acquired Quero.

Traumatized Miguel Vargas would be an all-time bobblehead.

I know I'm defending the Dodgers flexing on the rest of baseball, but for the sake of arguing the other side: The NBA saw the super teams break the league and addressed it with new salary cap rules. Since the LeBron-Warriors faced off 4 straight times: Warriors vs. Raptors* Lakers* vs. Heat Suns vs. Bucks* Warriors* vs. Celtics Nuggets* vs. Heat Mavericks vs. Celtics*

What's broken is other teams' front offices. The Dodgers are simply taking advantage of that. Franchises that are willing to spend money on farm systems, free agents and analytics will catch-up - not surprisingly, those teams include the Yankees, Mets, Phillies and Padres. Think of what team has historically fought those trends. *Edit: Forgot to put "free agents" in there. Whoops.

Which required the Red Sox and Braves fumbling. So baseball may be broken, but it's because of Friedman setting up the Dodgers to exploit other teams' mistakes.

The funny thing is that the Dodgers weren't signing big free agents until Freeman. Then they decided to start breaking the bank.

Which is why most players won't be here. I'm ready for him to go somewhere else and mash, then tell the press "they coached me."

I'm all for dumping on the Sox, but, what?

Well, as long as you're popping up: This tweet was hysterical and everyone else can chill.

Where do you think he started off?

Temu Bay Rays

If Getz cheaps out on Robert — either by selling low or not picking up an option while payroll is reaching A's/Rays levels — then all he is is dancing monkey.

Bro, they added Iced Coffee to the Dunkin Race