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Agreed. The thread title is completely and utterly disrespectful towards me. Close this pile of crap down

Jose showing off his "clutch" gene. Dude just chokes.

Jerry likes the cut of Kotsay's jib. Don't be surprised if it happens.

That's right you schmohawk. Don't dare type my name.

What if he put his hat on backwards and ordered a hotdog between innings from a vendor near the dugout? That would be priceless! Keep Ricky around plz

Greg doesn't just want to win. He wants to win in style. Carry a Yolmer Sanchez or two to bring some character to the team. Hire Ozzie for some hilarious quotes during the epic WS run. A team that is remembered for being equally goofy as they are good. Sacrifice a little talent for personality. Sox are supposed to have WAR machines at every position anyways

IMO you sign Castellanos to play DH and RF in a pinch. He can spell Eloy or Yoan when necessary. If he can play 1st, great. His bat has upside and he is young. Unless he completely bombs his contract should be tradable at any time

Pablo Ozuna is Marcella Ozuna's cousin. We'll know something is up if we see Pablo hired as an assistant coach

Doesn't have the bat for it. Moving Tim to the OF is a bad idea unless we have a shoo-in at shortstop.

GMs are a bunch of nerds. Who cares what they think? Give me ball players over nerds. I'd love to pound on some nerds right now tbh.

I'm hearing Mark Kotsay will be getting the gig

The sad part is Renteria wants the job. Ventura didn't want it.

Anybody trying to change their vote yet? Dude is awful.

I had a good upbringing, good education, and was gifted with above average intelligence. What I could never conquer was work ethic and ambition. I see others with far superior work ethic and ambition. I've always wanted to improve those things. Always told myself I would. Bottom line, I'm just not that ambitious and lack good work ethic. I could be doing more, be making more if I had better work ethic. I just don't. It's something I've come to terms with. I still do well, but I could be doing much better. Work ethic and ambition are real things dawg. Not everybody has it. Everybody knows a bum who has been given every opportunity and advantage and managed to squander it time after time. Hell, look at some players on the White Sox. If they had better work ethic, maybe they would field their positions better!

Man I wish

Was he supposed to be an advanced stat guy? I wonder how much he contributed to the club, on the A through F scale

I get a lot of people here started there, but it sounds like that place is hot garbage. Who gives a damn?

I wonder what the hell happened with Burger. Is his setback worse than it is led in to be? What a disappointment. I hope he actually comes back in shape. Dude has pounds that he could lose.

Depends on the years. He's only 20. This could be for 8-10 years for all we know.

Jose is going to have to hire a security guard to watch out for you. You know what they say. The ones that hate you aren't the dangerous ones. It's the one that love and worship you that are dangerous.

Vaughn hitting a lousy .227. @Jack Parkman commented on being disappointed a couple weeks ago and he got jumped on. I'll cut Vaughn slack after a long college season, but still kinda weak debut.

I know, right? Can you believe these guys?

Wow, RBIs. Do you also use a slide rule when doing math instead of a calculator? Bloodlet when you are sick instead of antibiotics?

We can hire a clown to perform goofy clubhouse and postgame antics for a fraction of the price

You know the rules Balta~